Imagine the most annoying person you've ever met telling you a joke. The same joke, over and over, forever. And the punchline to this joke is, "pee-pee poo-poo." That's the writing in Futa Runner. It's a virtually incoherent string of shit-obsessed garbage strewn from the mouths of every character. It almost reads as parody, but the dev clearly has no idea how to actually write parody, so it's just horrible, repetitive, and boring.
And if that weren't enough, the gameplay is terrible, too. For a game with "Runner" in the title, you sure don't need to actually run. After you've listened to 20 minutes of terrible dialogue, you get dropped in a level with the goal of collecting coins to open doors. But there's no time limit, and there's no momentum system, so you don't need to actually run at any point. You certainly can't lose, and you definitely don't need to develop any skills to win. But at least it's only boring, and not outright antagonistic like the writing.
Which is a shame, because I want to like this game. The visuals are good, and I appreciate how batshit things are in hell. Much of what you see is crazy over the top weird, and it's great! But that's not a game by itself, and it's not enough to salvage the utter tripe that is the writing.
Take some of the crazy ideas here and give them to a writer that understands having even 1% subtlety in a text - and who doesn't have an obsession with human feces - and you might have something fun. But Futa Runner? It's not fun. Or hot. Or good.
Give it a miss.
And if that weren't enough, the gameplay is terrible, too. For a game with "Runner" in the title, you sure don't need to actually run. After you've listened to 20 minutes of terrible dialogue, you get dropped in a level with the goal of collecting coins to open doors. But there's no time limit, and there's no momentum system, so you don't need to actually run at any point. You certainly can't lose, and you definitely don't need to develop any skills to win. But at least it's only boring, and not outright antagonistic like the writing.
Which is a shame, because I want to like this game. The visuals are good, and I appreciate how batshit things are in hell. Much of what you see is crazy over the top weird, and it's great! But that's not a game by itself, and it's not enough to salvage the utter tripe that is the writing.
Take some of the crazy ideas here and give them to a writer that understands having even 1% subtlety in a text - and who doesn't have an obsession with human feces - and you might have something fun. But Futa Runner? It's not fun. Or hot. Or good.
Give it a miss.