Me: Urgh... it feels like something died in my mouth.
Genie:Yeah... reincarnation can be like that.
Me: Reincarnation? Wait.. the last thing I remember is having those delicious grapes.
Genie: Poisonous.
Me: What?
Genie: Look, never trust the handsome young son of the man you tortured to death. Words to live by. Or die by, in your case.
Me: Shit. So why am I back here?
Genie: Well... see, there's three wishes...
Me: So I have two more?
Genie: No, you were the first wish. "I wish for the most beautiful woman in the world to love me totally".
Me: Wait... that guy?
Genie: Yeah. If I was him I would have wished to look like a God first.
Me: He looks kinda cute. And that's a very nice... anyway.
Genie: Well, I'm glad the first wish worked.
Me: What else did he wish for?
Genie: A harem of gorgeous girls...
Me: Desperate much?
Genie: Yeah. Pretty much. Oh, and to be ruler of the world.
Me: Sweet... I get to be Queen of the World. Again.
Genie: About that...
Me:....?
Genie: Look, I've been locked in a goddamned lamp for half a century, it's not as if I had the strength to give him what he wanted.
Me: .....
Genie: So I did what I could. I summoned you up. Think of it as a three-for-one...
Me: Meaning... I have to fullfill your promises?
Genie: And when you DO, I will give you whatever you want.
Me: We both know you can't be trusted.
Genie: On the contrary. I just gave him everything he wished for. It's just a bit of a work in progress. Same as him. Call me when you're done, okay... don't be a stranger....