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HTML - Gardener [v1.3] [Deep Spirit]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    Satori6

    You start by picking some choices that don't seem to have any impact on the story, and which are as nonsensical as it gets: your father can be a spy and your mother a witch, but they're either dead or away, so what's the point of that?

    The rest of the game is a matter of clicking at random until you get lucky and click the link that will unlock new content. This is made worse by the fact that finding things comes down to luck: you may click the same link a dozen times before it gives you the item that you needed, without adding anything of value to the game.

    The porn content is bland and random: low quality clips of unmemorable scenes, and of course, the characters will turn into different porn stars from one screen to the next.

    Half of the pictures don't even show up by default: you need to click a link for it to be displayed.

    There's a tinder-like site, but half of the time it will show you the same girls and interacting with most does nothing.

    This along with the rest of the user interface mechanics makes me think that this is a tutorial project: the implementation is really bad, and I can't think of any reason to code the game the way it's done, other than not knowing how to do it better.

    The dialogue is one of the worst parts: characters speak like a mentally challenged MTL. I will paste two lines of dialogue:

    "The sensation of your hair being pulled is exquisite. Surrender to the pleasure, my submissive."

    "You're amazing, going that deep inside me. It's a mix of pleasure and a little bit of pain, but I love how it intensifies our connection. You know just how to drive me wild, and I'm completely at your mercy."

    The second one is supposed to be said by someone who's sucking a cock.

    I could go on, but everything is just as bad. There's no point.
    And of course, it includes a patreon-only cheats menu.
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    Forgotted

    Makes no sense at all.
    Something like... Your stepdad is a slavetrader but you mow lawns for a living. He died but really didn't and is just wandering the world somewhere. The stepmom also abandoned her family so she could go live w her sister.

    It starts off with several pages of text that also asks questions about your stepfamily.

    I restarted and skipped that part which then put me mowing someone's yard. Next I had to wander inside their home until the husband got home and killed me.

    So really nonsensical.....

    Loops that have you restart...
    Having to click on each link to see a picture rather than the image just being there.

    Hard pass....