my mc as I tell Regina/Naya/Madea there is no hope for peace, and war is the only option and that all our enemy wants is to see us suffer fatalities.
Lmao, imagine telling Regina
"LISTEN UP, DEAR. I'M IN CONTACT WITH A MULTIDIMENSIONAL VERSION OF MYSELF. THAT'S SUPER COOL, RIGHT?"
"Uh... sorry, what?"
"PURE HUMAN PERKS, HONEY ...... NAYA ATE ME !"
"Wait. What?"
"NAYA ATE ME AND WILL EAT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!"
"She... what?"
"SHE ATE ME FOR SUCKING AT HIDE AND SEEK!"
"That’s... bad."
"SHE ATE ME FOR NOT BEING ERECT WHILE SHE WAS DEVOURING ME!"
"Oh... no."
"SHE ATE ME FOR CUMMING ON HER TONGUE TOO SOON, DURING A BLOODY FULL BODY BLOWJOB!"
"This is... awful."
"SHE TURNED ME INTO A CROTCH TATTOO BECAUSE I WAS TOO TIRED TO BANG HER!"
"C-crotch W-W-WHAT?"
"SHE'LL USE THE TREE OF LIFE AS A DILDO. REGINA, YOU HAVE TO PUT HER DOWN. NEUTER THE KITTY. SPRAY HER!"
"Okay. I’ll..."
"DON'T BE A PASSIVE BITCH LIKE ELIETTE!"
"Don’t be disresp—"
"THAT ANGEL STEAMROLLED ME WITH HER ROLLS, REGINA. SHE PANCAKED ME WITH HER CAKE!"
"U-uh, really?"
"DON'T LET THE COW SEE ME. SHE CRAVES MY MEAT."
"Should I be worried about your mental state?"
"MAKE MADEA AN HONORARY CITIZEN AND MAKE THE REST FERTILIZER. MAKE DIULA HAPPY.
"Don't use Diula as a weapo...."
" NAYA HIDES IN A CAVE AT LATITUDE:
44°31'55"N LONGITUDE:
31°22'44"E , ALONE, BETWEEN 1700 AND 1830 "
"I'm getting scared "