If Godzilla was a file - it'd be this one specifically.
Are you tired of AAA titles being packed full of missions, quests and things to do? Can't be fucked to put 700 hours into your next "go to" game? Are you fed up with visuals that just don't cause enough of a pain in the ass? Well then look no further!
Giantess is a game which promises and delivers on all of those fronts! A game in which you take on the role of a giant woman, with giant breasts, a giant vagina and likely a giant anus for good measure who walks about a bit, crushes some buildings or two - and for some reason, takes great pleasure in squashing unaware civilians who wander around aimlessly! It's almost like a Bethesda game! Turd Howard - take notice!
But wait! There's more! You can be absolutely sure that it will absolutely take the piss in terms of performance and annoy you in absolutely every way shape and form! It'll eat a good portion of your RAM just in case you were missing what it felt like to game on Windows 95! And of course - it'll not be able to be deleted when you've finished playing because, that's right - you guessed it - SOMETHING in the folder stays ACTIVE in the RAM until your reboot your system! What is it? A data logger? A tracker of sorts? A keyboard monitor? Who knows? Who cares? Get it today and flip a coin with your PC's health and privacy! Live a little!
In all seriousness, avoid this. Please. It's just... What.
Are you tired of AAA titles being packed full of missions, quests and things to do? Can't be fucked to put 700 hours into your next "go to" game? Are you fed up with visuals that just don't cause enough of a pain in the ass? Well then look no further!
Giantess is a game which promises and delivers on all of those fronts! A game in which you take on the role of a giant woman, with giant breasts, a giant vagina and likely a giant anus for good measure who walks about a bit, crushes some buildings or two - and for some reason, takes great pleasure in squashing unaware civilians who wander around aimlessly! It's almost like a Bethesda game! Turd Howard - take notice!
But wait! There's more! You can be absolutely sure that it will absolutely take the piss in terms of performance and annoy you in absolutely every way shape and form! It'll eat a good portion of your RAM just in case you were missing what it felt like to game on Windows 95! And of course - it'll not be able to be deleted when you've finished playing because, that's right - you guessed it - SOMETHING in the folder stays ACTIVE in the RAM until your reboot your system! What is it? A data logger? A tracker of sorts? A keyboard monitor? Who knows? Who cares? Get it today and flip a coin with your PC's health and privacy! Live a little!
In all seriousness, avoid this. Please. It's just... What.
