RPGM - Completed - Goblin Crusher - Raper Goblins and a Knight with Big Tits [Final] [Monsters Biscuit]

  1. 4.00 star(s)

    k2ren

    maybe im biased since this was one of the first H-games i played, but i liked it a lot. the battlefuck mechanics of getting groped/raped by orcs was really hot to me. it's a relatively short game, mainly 1 enemy type but occasionally multiple enemies change some of the animations too. the story is straightforward and a bit silly but since it's a short game imo worth a try.

    There are very few battlefuck/gope games anyway. it is not as bad as reviewers say, but maybe im biased since it was one of the first games i played when this whole porn game genre was new to me so maybe i have more fond memories of this.
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    Stepan Bandera

  3. 2.00 star(s)

    Adirtymexican666

    This was a boring experience, very simple and repetitive combat, repetitive enemies (all goblins with a total of around 6 different types)
    manually translated dialog which is worse than machine translation.
    and not everything is translated. some text is still in Japanese.

    some areas could have been smaller. between not wanting to read the poorly written dialog. to feeling a lot of the exploration was pointless.

    this experience was mediocre to the point where making a game was a waste of time. they should have just created art.
    the small amount of custom art is the only reason i am giving this 2 stars instead of1.

    OVERALL
    there is no reason to play this, do something else.

    other gripes i have
    the weapon store is pointless, you can get the excalibur from the kings room for free. which is as strong as the best sword in the weapon shop.

    platinum and heros armor have the same cost. and hero armor being better. makes platinum pointless.

    magic potion does not heal MP!

    some enemies are clearly tougher than others. but they don't give more experience!
  4. 1.00 star(s)

    Swallows999

    I am actually impressed by how much time this game wastes; my skipping of the game's intro proved fruitless since the first thing it does is fuck you over with 10 minutes of bullshit gathering medicine and talking to random townspeople. To make it worse, the map is absolutely gargantuan with plenty of empty/useless space.

    If there was some quality, quantity content then that would be worth something at least, but there's barely anything in this "game" and I'm not sure if I fucked something up, but the sex scenes are untranslated, which is pretty important... The game is highly rated on Dlsite, and I am just straight flummoxed over it.
  5. 2.00 star(s)

    justanotheranon11

    The game is insanely repetitive and dull, from the story, to the overly large maps and the combat. You can barely call this a game, and if you're looking for porn content, this barely has any either. One enemy type, with one set of harassing moves and one game over scene.