This game is the Seinfeld of F95, a game about nothing.
The biggest positive here, is that the game gets regular updates like clockwork every 2 weeks. The dev is a goddamn professional. The consistency alone is deserving of support.
Unfortunately, the game is 90% filler scenes. Nothing happens most of the time. It's like a sitcom that exists in its own sitcom unreality.
The worst offenders are any scene with the Grandma and the hijabi step-mom. Every scene is a "will they, won't they" trope. This shit has been going on for 3 years, even primetime TV soaps wouldn't dare. The sexual tension peaked 2 years ago and now I truly don't give a flying fuck if they bang.
There are like 30 girls in this game, and 2 or 3 get their spotlight every 2 weeks. The last time you probably saw them was 6 updates ago. I legit cannot even remember 80% of them.
The game has no real story, which is fine... if some fun shit happened. Occasionally the dev decides to stop being a mope and write something fun. The last one I remember being memorable is the MC going on vacation, gets cock worshipped by the cleaning lady, and ends up as the god of a local cock-worship cult, all while he's mostly asleep. That shit is undeniably funny.
The problem is, there are only a handful of scenes like these ... and they are sandwiched between mediocre scenes of shit banter and shit sex where the women invariably cum, shit + piss because dick big.
There is no challenge, struggle or growth for the MC. Everything that happens feels pointless as a result. Nothing is earned here. Even the scene where the MC becomes a father, you feel so emotionally disconnected from this sitcom hell that it barely registers.
P.S. This game is probably breaking some record for the most amount of hugs in an AVN.
The biggest positive here, is that the game gets regular updates like clockwork every 2 weeks. The dev is a goddamn professional. The consistency alone is deserving of support.
Unfortunately, the game is 90% filler scenes. Nothing happens most of the time. It's like a sitcom that exists in its own sitcom unreality.
The worst offenders are any scene with the Grandma and the hijabi step-mom. Every scene is a "will they, won't they" trope. This shit has been going on for 3 years, even primetime TV soaps wouldn't dare. The sexual tension peaked 2 years ago and now I truly don't give a flying fuck if they bang.
There are like 30 girls in this game, and 2 or 3 get their spotlight every 2 weeks. The last time you probably saw them was 6 updates ago. I legit cannot even remember 80% of them.
The game has no real story, which is fine... if some fun shit happened. Occasionally the dev decides to stop being a mope and write something fun. The last one I remember being memorable is the MC going on vacation, gets cock worshipped by the cleaning lady, and ends up as the god of a local cock-worship cult, all while he's mostly asleep. That shit is undeniably funny.
The problem is, there are only a handful of scenes like these ... and they are sandwiched between mediocre scenes of shit banter and shit sex where the women invariably cum, shit + piss because dick big.
There is no challenge, struggle or growth for the MC. Everything that happens feels pointless as a result. Nothing is earned here. Even the scene where the MC becomes a father, you feel so emotionally disconnected from this sitcom hell that it barely registers.
P.S. This game is probably breaking some record for the most amount of hugs in an AVN.