VN - Ren'Py - Grandma's House [Part 4 v0.57] [Moonbox]

This game is a solid canvas. It has many good features. The girls are all different and you can choose and pick which ones you like or not, like bbw, gilf or loli. They look pretty good. I especiallly enjoyed the Indian sisters.
Now, why only 3 stars? Because its empty.
There are sex scenes, sure, plenty even, but they dont feel good. There is no conflict, no sense of conquering or seducing women. They all want your (weirdly big) dick instantly.
Like, one corny "youre pretty" pickup line and they rip off your clothes. Its boring.
If you do not have to do anything but say Yes or No to sex everyday, its just going from scene to scene.
The story is non-existent. Its just the MC meeting girls who want his dick from the get-go every single day.
This is a good canvas, but the actual painting is unexciting.

It's been a while since I've been this torn about my thoughts on a game/VN. I'd give it a middle of the road score, but since that's not an option I'd say that it deserves a three more than a two because in spite of my gripes, it's above average rather than below. Now, for my thoughts (collapsed into spoilers in the interest of not taking up too much screen space):

Pros:


Cons:



Final thoughts: Is Grandma's House a *bad* VN? No, I wouldn't go that far. There's enough to like, and I'm sure there's plenty of folks who wouldn't be bothered by the stuff on my list of cons (or even consider them pros). It's a decent light read, doesn't waste time getting to the smut, and there aren't many other VNs that lay on the sweetness as thick as this one does. I don't regret the time I've spent reading it, but if I ever finish reading it will be after a long break. Overall it just doesn't make the cut for what I look for in a VN. But it's definitely a mixed enough of a bag that I'd suggest taking a look and judging for yourself, unless you're completely turned off by the bulk of my cons.

This is one of the two games where I expect updates as much as my monthly pay!
Interesting story and the visuals of the game are of very good quality. Very exciting dialogues with the urge to see where relationships develop in upcoming updates. Please consider supporting on Patreon!

Hmm I was kind of torn between 3 and 4 stars and went with four because the game at least isn't aiming at being sick. God, trying to find anything outside of a handful of slow developing decent games is pretty hard. I don't mind admitting I don't like lesbo crap and forget ntr/sharing and soft cucking that is so popular. In that sense the game ticks a bunch of boxes (for now)as it is. I can see that changing though as at some point I can sense a threesome (boring) or sudden conversion of some of the girls to being bi happening. The story if you want to call it that dips into some pretty silly territory already. The last couple of updates especially were bordering on ridiculous. From rapey maids to bj's from cops to some random chick in a shower at the beach (who the aunt suggests the MC engage with, which lands them in jail) I can see this going sideways the longer it goes. I never thought the story was great but pointless scenes like these aren't very interesting.

The art is pretty decent as there is a nice variety amongst the girls/women. Even the grandma is decent except weirdly for when she is sleeping where the dev decided to make her face look like she just got punked by a dutch oven from the MC. There are a lot of women so really most of them don't see much content per update. Personally I think the dev should do the nana event people are waiting for and then see how it goes. I've seen more than a few games where the buildup was far more dramatic than the event and this could easily happen here. Also a lot of casual sex is at odds with a loving relationship with at least some of the harem. Is nana just going to be another notch on the bedpost? I don't know but the game has this problem with focus that isn't being helped by just adding more fuck buddies.

The game is pretty good in its way but there is just a bit if unreality that is constant. The Mc has to be the luckiest guy in the world-his laying around with his telephone pole out seems to be accepted by every woman he meets family or not family. No one ever seems to mind and after a quick comment and a giggle they just accept that each moment with the MC will be chaperoned by a giant cock that is never asleep. It's a bit much sometimes.

Anyway it is a decent enough game even if it's a bit shallow. It has nice models and some pretty cute moments (ie the stuttering girl who becomes the maid). I think it's worth a play unless you like horrible fetishes then you will hate it for sure. 4 out of five seems fair.

The dialogues and story are not appealing at all and feel really forced and unreal. Starting in the fly where a girl that you don't know start to flirt with you, the MC makes a stupid "joke" about that he like her tits and she laught and after that she invites him to have sex in the bathroom.
In the airport the first thing the MC does is look at her grandma tits, and during all the game the only thing he does is tell her how hot and sexy she is and she instead of feel weirded out because his grandson is lusting after her, she feel flattered. The game is so basic in everyway that is very predictable that the MC will end fucking every girl with no effort.
I didn't talk about the story where all his family die, but there are a lot of inconsistencies in how a kid could live on his own and why the grandma never tried to be with him and let him live alone being just a kid.
All the characters look pretty young, the MC looks older than the Grandma and many other characters that have his same age or are older.

I found out about this game yesterday. I'm enjoying it so much! I think this is my first Harem game that I have zero qualms about where the story is going.

The tone and humor was set so perfectly right out of the gate ... I couldn't be having more fun.

A part of me wants everyone to get the loving they deserve ... but the other part of me hopes Nana remains the happy matriarch -- loved and adored and free of obligations.

Easily one of my favorite games out there. Never has a porn game made me smile with all the wholesome dialogue. The CGI is well done, the character cast is diverse and interesting, The updates are regular and are a decent length too. If you haven't played it, I wholly recommend it.

Great game, great story, a definite must play! Every single love interest is beautiful, the sex is great, what more could you ask for? This review keeps asking for 200 characters, and it feels like there are that many women to get with in this game.

I've been putting off playing this game for a good bit (was almost even longer because I personally don't like games that are split into multiple sections), but I can say this game is worth definitely worth trying. If you are like me you usually go for the more kinky games (to put it lightly), but even if this one isn't as extreme as some of the others I love, I can say it is definitely up there with games such as Ravager and Raptus for me.

The art is quality, not breathtaking, but nothing has really drug me out of the game or made me shift my focus (well, except maybe the girl Omar went for... not my cup of tea, but eh). The story is good, not world changing, but definitely feels genuine and is entertaining enough to keep my attention between the sex scenes, I haven't felt any scenes have dragged on too long to the point of frustration, and even if all the girls want to jump your bones, most seem like actual people (albeit very very horny). And although the sex scenes are somewhat tame compared to some of my usual favorites, they are quite good, a tiny tiny bit too infrequent and short, but the story is good enough it's usually not a bother). Also the variety in the girls' personality and appearance is actually top tier, while of course everyone is rather bust and has a butt to match, the variety of sizes and shapes is rather appealing to me (also every girl you encounter is at least somewhat attractive in my eyes, the only notable exception I've seen is the girl Omar picked up, but eh, more for me I guess).

In summary 5/5, not the "porniest" game, and a bit tame, but definitely worth a try.

(review is for 0.18 version of the game)

Pretty much a perfect game that perfectly fits my tastes. I put off playing the game for a good while after discovering it simply because I'm really not into granny porn, but after playing it I can confidently say I not only fell in love with the grandmother in the story; I even really wouldn't mind some more action with her (there isn't any yet as of this review) because she really doesn't register as a granny to me.

What really gets me is how the story in this game grabs me so much. Not because of specifically any mindblowing writing or any fantastical story beats, but more because of how human it all is in so many ways and how I really just want to take care of (almost) all the women I meet in the story because nearly all of them have something like a tragic past or an unfulfilling present that makes me just want to sweep them up and show them a better future.

I also really like how the game pretty much has at least one woman for almost any given kink you might have, and almost all of them are optional, so if there are certain kinks you don't like, you don't have to see it (I certainly opted out of a few of them).

The models are absolutely fantastically gorgeous, and even while not really animated the sex scenes are very, truly good.

If I have one hope for the future it's that I hope more of the girls and women move in with the MC. It would probably mean the MC would ahve to move again to an even bigger house, but that wouldn't be a hard sell at all in the story. There are just several married women who needs to dump their useless men at the bottom of a well so that they can be happy on full time and a few other girls with untenable living situations who just really deserve to be adopted.

The only things I could say about this game that are even close to being bad are firstly that there is no animation or music. I feel like none of those are strictly necessary because the models and everything else is so good, and REALLY wouldn't be worth it if including them meant less overall content for each update, but utlimately they WOULD heighten the experience if they were to be introduced. And secondly that there are almost too many girls/women. It's a blessed complaint to have in a way but it really feels quite often like it was just too long ago we met a certain love interest, or even many of them.

I'm not a fan of games where every girl you meet you eventually fuck but this game does it very well. You aren't forced into a route with a girl you aren't interested in and each girl is unique personality and physically wise.
I love games with some slow burn romance and this game does it exceptionally well as of v0.17. The reason the romance is done well is because of the absolute GIGACHAD of a MC. He is charismatic and kind but isn't a wimp or an absolute creep to the girls . 10/10 MC.
The only problem I have with this game is that there is no music (some sex noises would be nice as well). Otherwise, this is still my favorite game on this site.

This got very boring very quickly. It seemed interesting in the beginning because of the large number of different types of characters in the game but the differences actually ended up being different shades of the same colour. There's absolutely no depth and complexity to the characters and the story. Unlocking the gallery and watching every scene on it's own would actually be better cause the story is practically non existent.

As others have said, it's kinda the junk food of incest VNs.. imo it holds just enough suspense/"will-they won't-they" with the relationships to maintain intrigue. Basically the plot of an above-average professional porno. It's a great fap game and I quite enjoy the relationships toward the beginning (esp. Cat and the aunts). At this point I'm mostly interested in Nana and Jamilla, though. (And Amy, if she ever comes back )

I feel that the story kinda runs out of steam because it's stretched too thin with so many girls. It's great that you can opt out of the side-girls, and I definitely took that opportunity with a couple that weren't to my tastes. Even then, I find myself wishing we could just focus on the main family + the first few side-girls that are introduced. The length between scenes for each girl is just so long that it's hard to build intrigue without causing frustration.

The renders are above-average and the body-type variety is undeniably great in a sea of copy/paste bodies. There's a notable effort to incorporate multiple races, even if the representation can be a little shallow and stereotypical at times. The relationships skew pretty dominant but there are slightly more neutral/sub-leaning roles for the MC compared to most other VNs I've seen. It definitely falls in the category of "magic dick" games. None of the girls are remotely hard to get. Even the girls that haven't been fully seduced as of 0.16 are wrapped around the finger of MC.

I don't mean to seem over-critical. Grandma's House is undoubtedly archetypal of its subgenre. While it feels a bit bland and empty at times, its also kinda the perfect magic dick fap game. Overall, I'd say it's a 4/5 for me. One last thing worth noting is that development is very active. It has to be the most frequently updated game on my watchlist, and that's worth quite a lot in itself. It keeps me looking forward to the future, and with the release of 0.17, I'd say that future looks promising.

Free Nana!!

Grandma's House is basically the typical Superchad fantasy that has no sense for romance or emotions, it's purely porn and nothing else. A guy as charming as a construction worker with a beer belly and no T-shirt is running around with his horse cock and every woman without exception gets wet and wants to procreate. There is a Grandma, but she has no purpose apart from being his wingwoman and reluctant future fuckbuddy.

If that sounds appealing, Grandma's House is perfect for you. But for me that represents everything that is wrong with porn. It's a bit like eating twenty burgers at McDonalds. In the end, everything tastes like cardboard.
I admit that the renders and visuals look nice though. Some of the protagonists could have been appealing if they offered any kind of meaningful story arc.

Well, to preface this I have to say that I'm a pretty simple guy. I'm very into incest and girls calling me "daddy" which in turn makes me really like the game.

Thing is, the dialogue and overall story is both simplistic and honestly pretty boring. It follows a very rigid formula of introducing girls and it gets repetitive. That being said, I like almost all the characters and haven't begun skipping dialogue yet.

If you see the rating of the game and expect a good story or something different and interesting, you will be disappointed. The girls all fall for you extremely quickly, and I personally really like how they look.

If I would be slightly less biased I would probably put the game at around 3-3.5/5 but I also feel that it is better than the vast majority of the games you will find here (granted this is not particularly difficult to achieve ).

I say that if the tags interest you and you aren't looking for story then give it a try, you will probably get a feel for what to expect fairly quickly.

tl;dr unlock the gallery and watch the scenes there

you can more or less divide the girls in 2 categories: the prudes and the throwaway bitches.

the prudes are easy to recognize, nothing will ever happen with them and they all follow the same template:

-an event of some sort happens
-the girl feels either sad or lonely
-mc says "let's do [x] to cheer you up"
-girl says 50 different shades of "golly gosh mc you're the best"
-mc says "gosh golly [insert girl name/relationship here] you're the best"
-they hug and kiss in any spot that doesn't have lips.
-scene ends.

literally all of them follow this template and there's no real indication of progress with them, since they each have multiples of this type of scene, and all of them end the same way, with nothing ever really happening.

the throwaway bitches are also pretty easy to recognize. they get introduced and either 2 seconds later or the second time they meet with mc they have sex.

also, whenever mc speaks with these girls the only words that come out are a series of badly strung-up pickup lines that i can't imagine any actual human saying out loud unironically

they barely get any screen time and were probably introduced back then because people were getting fed up with the constant stalling, so that the dev could just say "uH tEcHnIcAlLy ThErEs SeX sCeNeS " without actually giving the well liked characters anything and keep people wanting.

either that or just to write up "there's [x] new sex scenes" in his report, to try and stop people from leaving

why do i think that? well, because all of them are abrupt and out of nowhere, whether the scene is there or not doesn't really change anything, and there's no actual logical reason for those characters to do it, other than magically feeling the need to spread their legs to mc for some divine reason lol.

there's nothing really sexy or exciting about them either so they're kinda whatever anyways.

you can expect sex scenes with the prudes after the college girlfriend comes find you, which is waaaaay later.

the dialogue writing is pretty cringey, felt like i was reading one of those romance books whose target audience is adolscent high school girls or something

in other words, this game is just a series of events that are only meant to leave whoever is watching in a state of wanting (gotta bait those gullible idiots to throw money somehow right? ), the characters will just say a bunch of slightly suggestive shit, the dev will give them tight fitting clothing, and voilà, scene done.

if you watch the gallery replay you'll still be able to figure out what's happening anyway, so i'd recommend doing that if you really want to see what's happening in this game without wasting time lol.

this game is for sure not worth the amount of time i personally spent on it, which was almost a full day fml

Amazing game with, fun and interesting characters, and a fulfilling and fantastic story. And while I have praise for the game I have a few problems with the renders/dialog for one character, renders for the MC, and the amount of content. First, is the renders and dialog about the dog Molly whose render is a male dog but the dialog says that Molly is a girl. My suggestion is to use a female dog render or add some dialog that talks about how Molly believes that she is a girl dog. Second, the clothes of the MC after he gets a new set of clothing doesn't really show that well so sometimes I mistake them for his old clothes. I think it would be better to use a bit more colorful clothing or a different style of clothing that can still give off the feeling of him having new clothes. And finally, the MC has a lot of free time on his hands often leaving us with a scene where he watches shows and movies he doesn't even enjoy instead of taking that time to do things that could be done in a choice free roam where we can select a thing to do. This would make it so the number of times he is sitting and watching movies instead of fulfilling his promises or doing things he needs to do. I think it would be awesome if we were able to do more dates, investigate certain characters, help people out, work, fulfill promises, and more.

This game is a diamond in the rough. A large cast of love interests, witty humor and absurdly comedic sex scenes was precisely what we needed to get through this harsh start of a decade... lots of OSHA violtions, super sperm fertilizing anything, Shizuka's hunger for burgers etc... I could talk for hours abot how great the game is...

the art is awesome: there might be clipping but normal people don;t give a fuck about that.

the update speed is frightening fast.

unfortunately it has also flaws: while the dev wants to make sure players don't stumble into unwanted content, having to pick " I want to fuck her" when it comes to Riona, feels redundant, her portions of the game could be a kinetic novel since I can't think of anyone that would turn her down.
another flaw of the game is that we're on update 16 and we still are awaiting for Melissa's return in glory.

Amazing girls and the sex scenes are gorgeous. The story is well told and the bond between the MC and the other characters is well done. There is some choices that can influence some stuff but many of them are Yes/No choices. There are a lot of fetishes is this game. This game is crazy and you should play it.

And I fall into the trap again because this game has almost 5 stars, it starts well but hits a brutal downturn. a lot of hugs, I love you, darling, my baby, I can't take it anymore, the truth is xd I don't even read the texts anymore, it just happened xd you know you love your family because you repeat it a thousand times) = the best part of what I've been playing is with Karen in the bathroom.