Guys, I came up with the biggest brain gameplay strategy for this game ever, and it is thanks to my eons of gaming experience at Microsoft Xbox Gaming Headquarters.
1. Hold right click.
2. Spam the space bar.
3. IGNORE ALL MONSTERS.
4. Collect all chests.
5. Kill boss.
You can BREEEEEEEEEZE through these levels. The monsters are too shit to hit you even at normal running speed, let alone when you can dash at the speed of light with no fucking cooldown.
Also, aim slightly to the right of your target. The reticle isn't even accurate.
As far as I can tell, the sexy aspect of the game sucks, too. I died once and peed myself to death. This game is wack