Noah Neim

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But, purely hypothetically, if Runey allowed us to cut the heads of our enemies and impale the heads od our enemies on a stake and display the heads of our enemies impaled on a stake outside the hotel, in what measuring system should we measure the ideal length and width of the stakes? How many headpats should one pole measure in length and width? Wait, it doesn't matter, runey never lets us chop off the heads of our enemies or display them on stakes. Nevermind.
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DigDug69

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But, purely hypothetically, if Runey allowed us to cut the heads of our enemies and impale the heads od our enemies on a stake and display the heads of our enemies impaled on a stake outside the hotel, in what measuring system should we measure the ideal length and width of the stakes? How many headpats should one pole measure in length and width? Wait, it doesn't matter, runey never lets us chop off the heads of our enemies or display them on stakes. Nevermind.
Perhaps he will allow it if we displayed them in a tasteful, and less blatant manner.
Perhaps we can mount lightbulb sockets in both ears and security cameras in the eye sockets, with a nice hat on top.
Or, we can just mount the head on a stake, and then cover it with a teletubbie head.
 
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