muttdoggy

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Remember folks, the first pirate to tha loot doesn't always win. No, matey! It's the smarter pirate that always wins! Why? Cuz he looks fer the full treasure chests! Mateys, be like the smarter pirate and wait fer the full treasure chest instead of the first pirate who found a half empty chest with BUGS in it! BUGS!
Which treasure do ye want, landlubbers? A full chest or a half chest with BUGS? Yer choice and yer doom!
 

jamdan

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2 pirates walk into a bar, there is an attractive lass having some rum.

Pirate 1: Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.
Attractive Lass: *Slaps him*
Pirate 1: Bring on the storm baby, I like it rough.
Attractive Lass: *Stabs him with her cutlass*
Pirate 1: Argggg babyyyyy, Arggggg. *Runs away*
Pirate 2: Arg, do ye have the latest full version of "Harem Hotel" with a full save, milady?
Attractive Lass: Why yes I do lad.
Pirate 2: I sure would like to pillage yer booty, milady.
Attractive Lass: Well, just come dock in my port and get it lad.
Pirate 2: Let me stick me cannon in yer porthole then, lass
Attractive Lass: Very well, just make it quick.
* 30 seconds later *
Pirate 2: Arg, thank ye lass


And that is the story of Pirate 2's perilous journey to an attractive lass's house to download Harem Hotel onto his flash-drive from the lass's computer one faithful Halloween night. The first pirate doesn't always get the booty.
 
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tijehut

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Does anyone know how to activate the Christmas event? Yea I know its not Christmas now but any codes or time changing that works? Time hack doesn't seem to do it.
 
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