Avaron1974

Resident Lesbian
Aug 22, 2018
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What? Dude! Didn't you know sleep molestation is the absolute best way to increase your family member's feelings of lust towards you? When your little sister wakes up with a chaffed asshole and dried cum all over her back because of the 15 minutes of vigorous, non-lubed hotdogging you performed at 2am she'll be unable to keep her hands, or mouth, off you!

I seriously question how you've been living your life up until now my tiny friend. For shame. :sneaky:

(For the record I think Patreon and their morality police are a bunch of hypocritical cunts and I hate censorship in any form . That said, I agree a lot of these scenes are creepy as fuck and not my cup of tea at all, heh.)
It's penis envy.

Because I can't molest my family in their sleep with my lack of tackle i'm jealous of characters that can and the way I see it, if I can't do it then nobody should be able to.

Including pixels.
 

UnoriginalUserName

Engaged Member
Sep 3, 2017
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Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to say laugh at my girlfriends expense *cough* how would I give her chubby fingers like that?
Well in theory a severe allergic reaction to a space vaccine apparently does the trick. ;)

In reality, I had something similar happen when I walked through a wasp nest and got stung on my right arm 17 times. I wouldn't recommend that any more than Vainglorious's staph infection.

I guess you could also get peripheral edema in your arms/hands instead of your legs...somehow...but I suspect that would be equally unpleasant and carry quite a few health risks.

Jokes aside though, I did work with a guy a few years ago that had fucking massive sausage-fingers. They were really, really weird looking and he was really self conscious about them.
 
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Vainglorious

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Jun 14, 2018
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Jokes aside though, I did work with a guy a few years ago that had fucking massive sausage-fingers. They were really, really weird looking and he was really self conscious about them.
I had a dentist who had the largest hands I've ever seen outside of Andre the Giant and I always thought why did you choose dentistry as a profession. Keep your gorilla fingers out my mouth.
 

UnoriginalUserName

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Sep 3, 2017
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I had a dentist who had the largest hands I've ever seen outside of Andre the Giant and I always thought why did you choose dentistry as a profession. Keep your gorilla fingers out my mouth.
Haha!

Did he still insist on trying to carry on a conversation with you?

Dentist : "So how have you been?"

You : "Mmmfmmhmhdgfhg!!"

Dentist : "Oh nice, how did that work out?
 

Vainglorious

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Jun 14, 2018
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Did he still insist on trying to carry on a conversation with you?
Of course. It didn't help he had a horrible beside manner. I didn't use him for long. Hated that guy in every way possible.

Also....to bring this back on track. I love this game! Kali is my bae. I love having a game where I can actually enjoy polyamory without the worry of making "the choice".
 

TheDevian

Svengali Productions
Game Developer
Mar 8, 2018
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For real though.

Can we get back to talking about how amazing Android is and crack jokes about ballistic lactation more?

I don't wanna have to sit and think about Patreon's TOS or porn games love of going full-on Grabby hands without waking people up somehow.
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UnoriginalUserName

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Sep 3, 2017
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For real though.

Can we get back to talking about how amazing Android is and crack jokes about ballistic lactation more?

I don't wanna have to sit and think about Patreon's TOS or porn games love of going full-on Grabby hands without waking people up somehow.

Yeah, sorry about that. Especially to Runey. Probably went all "Oh god damn it, not again...".
 

Sinsofmyblood

Newbie
Oct 23, 2018
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Ok so I have a couple questions about this one haven't played it yet lol. #1 is this game worth playing.#2 I know its a harem game but lets say if I just wanted one girl can I choose to pursue just that one girl or no. #3 Is this game more like Echi Sensei (I think I spelled that right lol)
 

UnoriginalUserName

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Sep 3, 2017
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Ok so I have a couple questions about this one haven't played it yet lol. #1 is this game worth playing.#2 I know its a harem game but lets say if I just wanted one girl can I choose to pursue just that one girl or no. #3 Is this game more like Echi Sensei (I think I spelled that right lol)
#1 - Yes
#2 - Yes, although there is no penalty for pursuing multiple girls, you're free to just focus on one and not do the stories for the rest if you prefer.
#3 - Never tried it so can't say
 
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Runey

Harem Hotel
Game Developer
May 17, 2018
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Ok so I have a couple questions about this one haven't played it yet lol. #1 is this game worth playing.#2 I know its a harem game but lets say if I just wanted one girl can I choose to pursue just that one girl or no. #3 Is this game more like Echi Sensei (I think I spelled that right lol)
Some characters need others to be a certain point in their story to progress, and some don't.

I haven't played Ecchi Sensei, but I believe that game is much more linear. There are infinite days in HH, and you can spend your time doing whatever you like, liking training, going on dates, doing story, etc.
 

Avaron1974

Resident Lesbian
Aug 22, 2018
24,715
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Ok so I have a couple questions about this one haven't played it yet lol. #1 is this game worth playing.#2 I know its a harem game but lets say if I just wanted one girl can I choose to pursue just that one girl or no. #3 Is this game more like Echi Sensei (I think I spelled that right lol)
You could pursue just 1 girl but you wouldn't get much content at all. I think you need to progress other girls before some will move in their story.

They are all tied to the story so it's either harem or nothing really.

Personally I enjoy it but if you are looking for a 1 on 1 game then a harem based game may not be for you.

No idea if it's like that game you mentioned, I don't play it.
 
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