Unity - Completed - Harem of Gods [Final] [Sweet Cakes Games]

A lewd game with actual gameplay. I really liked it.

The gameplay is simple but fun enough to keep you going. Either this is my first time or it has been long since I played a lewd game for its gameplay. I liked the sex scenes the gods are pretty hot.

The prices in the shop seemed a bit too expensive but I'm not a regular when it comes to this genre so maybe it's just normal. I beat the game pretty easily and had fun doing that. Would love some more games from this developer.

It's just so stupid to play. If you just do damage in the direction of running, you just don't do any damage because you run away from the enemies. Even if you update the sword or the bow, it does more damage but you still have the problem. It is simply impossible to escape the horde of monsters at some point, once you face the monsters to do damage, you take damage of 100 at the same time.

In addition, you just run away from the crystals that you actually have to collect to level up.

Girls were drawn beautifully only at the main arts - all the scenes are a total huge pixel mess nobody will every thrie to unlock. And the unlock process itself is a torture because of grinding based gameplay loop. The so-called 'vampires' gameplay was never into me and this time is not an exception.

There was potential, but it was wasted.

It might be fun for the first five minutes, but the grind is brutal, and the game quickly becomes extremely repetitive.
I liked the pixel art and the content, despite the limited content, but that's where the problem lies. Only the first girl has a cum animation when you choose a skill during level-up; none of the others do, giving the game a feeling of being unfinished or poorly made.

I give it two stars because I liked the concept and the available content, but it's worth hunting down the GIFs.

solid vampire survivors clone upgrades are good bosses are a bit simple they literally all do the circle thing and then slowly walk up to you decent enemy variety good looking sprites but you might notice from this review why am i not talking about the lewd stuff.....because there barely is any 3 different looping animations for each one and thats it a good vampire survivors clone but if your looking for lewd stuff you better looks elsewhere

Way too grindy, you just need AOE magic spells to win, feels like a demo and not a fully completed game.

It's not bad, just dissappointing and repetitive.

How are the H-scenes? Meh, just load a save and watch the gallery.

Honestly, I'm really disappointed with this.
The devs previous game was fairly fun and I was hoping to see how they would improve on what they had with a new game.

I played the demo when it came out and while it was quite rough and basic, that's something to be expected from an early version of a game.
Unfortunately, it looks like there were little to no improvements implemented in the final game. A handful of maps were added and the heroines unlocked, but that's pretty much it.

The game is subpar as both a survivors-type game and a porn game.

Weapon and passive pool is pitiful and there are no evolutions. Enemies are basic types that just walk at you in a straight line. Only things on the map you can interact with are crates with gold and temporary power ups.
This just isn't good enough for this type of game in 2025.

The porn part is just as miserable. 5 heroines with 3 'scenes' each. These 'scenes' are just basic loop animations that neither look particularly good nor are satisfying to watch. No text/dialogue. Nothing to spice up the scenes. Just basic thrust and dump.

Overall a rather poor and disappointing experience.

As fun as vampire survivors. Though not sure if fun is really the best word.
Maybe "addictive", but not in a good way.

The difference in pixel art between the girl and all the other sprites is odd, and honestly confusing.
I'd much rather see NSFW scenes with the high-quality-looking enemies.

Either that, or make the scenes with the girl better. Or make more of them, I guess.

When I played it, there was only 1 level you could play.
So. Not really much to say about it.

Played version 0.7.30 Demo

Good

1. First screen of the game is a language selector
2. Starts right into an interactive tutorial
3. Ultrawide support, no jank
4. The chosen god has an idle animation on the screen during the level

Issues

1. Can change the Master, Music, and Pickup audio levels, but not some background grey noise that's happening at the beginning of the game
2. The dialogue shows text appearing letter by letter. There are also pauses between sentences. This makes it so it’s hard to know when the full text is displayed and you can safely click to advance. You may click too early and skip text because it was simply pausing.
3. The shop menu uses a vertical scrolling section that has the typical Unity overshoot issue when mousing wheeling at the ends. Rubber bands the view instead of stops it at the ends.
4. The debris you can destroy for gold blends in to the background and is hard to notice
5. The UI toolbar showing your chosen skills/buffs blocks part of the XP bar
6. When the Dice of Fate power is up to 3 dice, they aren’t equally spread out around me in an equilateral triangle
7. When selecting a level up power, the current god is shown blacked out in each power. Not sure why.
8. The number showing the level of a power on the UI is sometimes hard to read due to low contrast to the icon it’s covering
9. Enemies can sometimes get stuck behind the shrines
10. The bow’s ‘pierce’ is called ‘hit’. Genre convention is to call it pierce.
11. I believe you can be hit by an enemy but not take recurring damage. The damage is applied on collider entry only
12. If you defeat the 15 minute boss and do the following before the game kicks you out, you can stay in the level indefinitely with no enemies: level up and select a power

Of all the hentai Survivors games I've played, this is the closest to vanilla Vampire Survivors. About the only changeup they do is add Diablo-style buff shrines, and even those aren't much to write home about. On the plus side, that means they don't mess up any of the gameplay and it's as enjoyable to play as early Vampire Survivors with the added bonus of titties. Will probably be a decent way to kill an afternoon when it hits the full version.