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Others - Harvest Girls Garden Assault [2025-09-11] [Yuufaux Studios]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    sleepingpiranha

    Abandonware. I've suffered through the whole of the game and what the other reviews said are correct.

    There are 2 poor animations, one with a grasshopper person and one with a slug, with the female sprite changing depending on which plant was destroyed, it matters not which monster kills the plant, as the animation is random.

    It also gives you no information about what each plant does, leaving you to have to plant her to figure out, there are 2 defensive plants, blue hair and the scouter wearer, they seem to be the same, but the Cactus(the scouter wearer) has faster attacks, seemingly attacking twice as fast, but does half the damage as blue hair, maybe she has more hit points to justify her being the most expensive plant, but I don't care to figure that out.

    Just place Potatoes and Tomatoes until you can start affording Blue Hair, then place Blue hair around the edge of the fence to wall off 8 tiles that you'll eventually replace with only Watermelons. There, until day 17 or 18, you can let it idle. Due to the Cockroaches (no animation for them), you can't really idle past them and thus have to be more active in defending and replacing plants.

    Hell, even despite that, the gallery doesn't even fully unlock after you beat day 20, only showing you that which you've already seen, but if you don't suffer through all 20 days, the gallery is locked and entirely inaccessible, which is why I say it is abandonware, it ends in to be continued, nothing else. Hell, the version isn't even 1.0, it is I think 0.1, yet there will be no further updates.
  2. 2.00 star(s)

    Ornj-geus

    Too aggravating to be fap material.

    Mid animations you will never have time to enjoy.
    One of the worst aiming mechanics I've ever seen.
    gameplay loop of plant, wait, profit, spend 2-3 minutes hating the combat, repeat.

    no nut, no bone at all actually. perfect for November.

    Review part 2: Game still ass 1 year later. In November ironically. Real dick deflator. Too annoyed to be horny. I'm off to find a real game. At least there is a gallery. Now you can take a break from your masochism to beat it to the mid animations.

    In the end though, I decided they get a pity star for resisting the Collective dry-cunts. 2/5
  3. 2.00 star(s)

    jamesmay24

    Manual fire controls seem to suck big time, not sure why the direction of fire is so irresponsive. Huge money grind for new plants, didn't even make it to the top plants before the game auto ended itself. Animations are mid, and require your plants to die in order to be seen, but you can't even watch them as you have no help in fighting off the insects until you can afford the 50k tower, which is pretty bad even then.