Huitieme

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Ok.... why was Kelly assigned on ophion and is this a coincidence or she's a strategist and pllanned every move?

I wouldn't put it past Notty to write Kelly as a genius that can calculate and predict people's choices and movements
Maybe it was part 1 of her long convoluted plan: "I want to shag my brother". There's a bet going on with the whole Iowa crew and it starts with her having "lost" her name tag.
"Oh, big roommate, my friends on the Iowa hid my jacket, would you help me?
- But, K-Kelly, you're naked!
- Well of course, I couldn't wear a defective uniform...
- But, I'm your roommate, this is not right!"

And so, it begins...

... and it ends with someone holding a fish in a hallway at 7.23pm on a sunday.
 

Sulring Durgul

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Ok.... why was Kelly assigned on Ophion ?
That's a really good question!
The boring answer is probably that Ophion base requested a comm specialist and the fleet flagged Iowa with the task. And since Kelly is known to "blend in the background" and not stand out, her superiors had no qualms about losing her for a time and sent her on what is basically a boring mission.
I like your fancy ideas, though. ^^
 
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TheDevian

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Maybe it was part 1 of her long convoluted plan: "I want to shag my brother". There's a bet going on with the whole Iowa crew and it starts with her having "lost" her name tag.
"Oh, big roommate, my friends on the Iowa hid my jacket, would you help me?
- But, K-Kelly, you're naked!
- Well of course, I couldn't wear a defective uniform...
- But, I'm your roommate, this is not right!"

And so, it begins...

... and it ends with someone holding a fish in a hallway at 7.23pm on a sunday.
Okay, now THIS I want to see! :sneaky:
 
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Akamari

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Ok.... why was Kelly assigned on ophion and is this a coincidence
It's a conspiracy of course. Someone needs to exterminate the Playerlastname bloodline, so they arranged for Kelly and the MC to end up on Ophion at the same time. With the Vanguard sabotaged and Mike the Plant planted to destroyed the station and erase all evidence of foul play, few would suspect anything as opposed to a situation with the siblings being the accident victims at different locations.

Or someone is aware of their fantastic genes and wants to conduct a wacky breeding experiment! Therefore, if someone suggests you should spend more time with your sister, that someone is the traitor!:sneaky:
 
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frap

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It's a conspiracy of course. Someone needs to exterminate the Playerlastname bloodline, so they arranged for Kelly and the MC to end up on Ophion at the same time. With the Vanguard sabotaged and Mike the Plant planted to destroyed the station and erase all evidence of foul play, few would suspect anything as opposed to a situation with the siblings being the accident victims at different locations.

Or someone is aware of their fantastic genes and wants to conduct a wacky breeding experiment! Therefore, if someone suggests you should spend more time with your sister, that someone is the traitor!:sneaky:
Soo... eliminate the traitor and then carry out the experiment yourself? *wink wink, nudge nudge*
 

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Soo... eliminate the traitor and then carry out the experiment yourself? *wink wink, nudge nudge*
Well, given Ophion's special conditions regarding pregnancy, it could result in a revolutionary breakthrough for the mankind and get you on the cover of Science Monthly!
 
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TheDevian

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You know who's telling lt. Player to spend more time with Kelly ? Who's wishing to return to the glory days of space exploration ?
C.C.
IDK, she has few few places left to explore before we move on to the next heavenly body... :ROFLMAO:
 

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What we knew, is gone. Our homes, our lives. All that we were... Dust! Blasted across harsh, empty skies. But we live... Our legacy lives! In every ship we fly, upon every world we touch! In our hearts, in yours... There will be waiting, you will know worry! But you will overcome! You will survive! And that is vengeance with blood! You do as you must! Rule cannot be handed to the blackmailers! Our legacy cannot be lost to villains! Bury the past, to face the future! And enemies, find allies! There is no content we have not tried! No loss we have not felt! Our dead world! Our long waiting! These are not ends! We are not ended! For your crew, for your pervs, for this new home! We must face all doubt! Break and storm who will cage us! We must overcome the kelly dilemma! We must fight, against any, and all! We must, and we will! For we are Playerlastname!
/this is an adapted speech from an mmo
 

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*sings*
I light up another cigarette as I eye the time
It's near four o'clock in the morning and it's starting to get light
Now I'm right where I wanna be, tho its way past my bedtime
But I wish that it was still last night

You want to play on this other world; yep I can read your mind
Is this release far away, am I lying in my stride?
When I go away I'll render more, as much for me as you

Every night and day
Just promise me you'll wait for me
'Cause I've written with so much love for you
And it will come out soon

Promise me you'll wait for me
When I go away I'll re-render more for you
And it will, it will come out soon

*with apologies to Beverley Craven
 

Oddball2k

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*sings*
I light up another cigarette as I eye the time
It's near four o'clock in the morning and it's starting to get light
Now I'm right where I wanna be, tho its way past my bedtime
But I wish that it was still last night

You want to play on this other world; yep I can read your mind
Is this release far away, am I lying in my stride?
When I go away I'll render more, as much for me as you

Every night and day
Just promise me you'll wait for me
'Cause I've written with so much love for you
And it will come out soon

Promise me you'll wait for me
When I go away I'll re-render more for you
And it will, it will come out soon

*with apologies to Beverley Craven
Just mesmerizing ... WOW !! (y)
 
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