I'm not going to sugarcoat this review: this adult visual novel is an absolute disaster. While I understand that a well-told story can be enjoyable even without an abundance of explicit content, this game fails spectacularly on all fronts. What we encounter in *Hillside* goes beyond a simple lack of eroticism—it’s a convoluted mess filled with broken characters and implausible plotlines.
Beyond the external appearance, which is limited by the use of outdated 3D models, the character design is atrocious. Each female character is portrayed as emotionally unstable, riddled with psychiatric issues that make them repulsive rather than attractive. It’s impossible to forge any kind of connection with characters that are so poorly crafted. Their negative traits are exaggerated to the point of absurdity, rendering them entirely unlikable.
Take Charlotte: a supposedly successful 40-year-old supermodel (seriously?) who is traumatized by violent abuse in the fashion industry. Yet, despite her morbid phobia of men, she continues to model in revealing lingerie and attends social events where her abusers are present. Talk about cognitive dissonance! She unloads her aversion to men onto the main character, who is the only person treating her with the respect she deserves—after all, he’s the one she hires to protect her daughter. The logic here is laughable at best.
Then there's Emma, Charlotte's youngest daughter. At 18, she's physically developed but mentally stunted, resembling a 10-year-old in maturity. This bizarre portrayal is cringeworthy. She's bullied at school and harassed by a stalker, and she creates provocative outfits to be worn by models , including her own mother. It’s infuriatingly contradictory that this character is depicted as innocent and naive about sex while also being a skilled designer of sexualized clothing.
Lucy, Charlotte’s sister and manager, is another disaster. She’s depicted as a sexual nymphomaniac who flirts with the bodyguard while her niece is being stalked. The sheer absurdity of the situation is mind-boggling. Her emotional swings, from sexual excitement to tears, only serve to highlight her mental instability. It’s hard to take any of this seriously.
Suzy, the eldest daughter, is a complete waste of screen time. Her irrational outbursts at the main character for using her room make her seem absolutely childish. This senseless animosity only adds to her disgusting persona, making her a character you can’t help but loathe.
As for the plot? It’s an absolute dumpster fire. All the drama revolves around an illogical lack of communication and an absurd level of distrust among characters. Charlotte keeps vital information about the stalker from Emma, 'cause she don't want her to be afraid? also she keeps information about her attacks suffered in the past hidden from the very person she hired to protect her family. Emma hides the fact that she’s being harassed and bullied. Lucy keeps secrets from her sister and the MC. Suzy refuses to ask for help despite being the victim of an extortion. The main character himself is not without his secrets... It’s an endless cycle of stupidity that defies all logic and common sense.
In summary, the level of absurdity in this narrative is staggering. Reading this train wreck was an exercise in frustration, and I honestly don’t know how I managed to drag myself to episode 9 before throwing in the towel. It’s a masterclass in how not to write a coherent, engaging story. Save yourself the pain and avoid this one at all costs.