tldr: NSFW content was alright, gameplay leaves a lot to be desired and the pacing feels a little drawn out with pretty terrible writing that can drone on.
- NSFW art 3/5: This is probably the best part of the game. The character art and scenes seem to vary in quality a bit, but are pretty decent. Fairly stylized overall, but I liked it. The animation is rather basic though. Some scenes are just a still that floats around the screen while others have very basic movement.
- Art 2/5: The nsfw art is decent. The level art varies. In some areas I found the art style appealing in a simple retro way, and others I found it severely lacking and even hard to look at.
- Combat 2/5: You face essentially the same single enemy over and over again with slight reskins but the same basic attack/damage/health. The bosses shake things up a bit, but are pretty easy and simple themselves. There's a block/parry system, but with zero attack telegraphing, it feels random whether or not you can successfully use it. It seems more effective to slowly back away to stay out of range of their attacks while being in range for your own. Some spells can be helpful, but they feel a little clunky to cast.
- Items/Equipment 2/5: There are a handful of items that seem mostly designed to help with combat, though with how dull combat is, it doesn't seem worth using them. I never ran low on health potions which makes me feel like I could just mostly tank damage and just attack constantly. The mushrooms feel like a slight buff, but with the ease of the enemies, using them felt more like a "thanks, I can get through this snoozefest slightly faster now".
- Level design 1/5: Levels feel lacking from the simple very repetitive textures (the bricks are particularly rough) to having stretches of maps that feel the same without much interest.
- Writing 1/5: The writing is pretty terrible. The main character is a weird mix of being super awkward, but also being an abusive dickhead. The fact that any of the other characters want anything to do with him let alone fuck him is ridiculous. Feels like it's written by an incel tbh. I found myself just blowing through all the dialog towards the end of my playthrough.