Ren'Py - Hornycraft [v0.26.1] [Shadik]

  1. 3.00 star(s)

    CallMeKY

    Minecraft and broken English aside, it's a decent game. The characters are drawn well. I ran into a few bugs, like fishing rods always being crafted with negative durability and breaking in one use.

    The minigames turn the game into a slog, though. I'm a fan of a good grind, but even for me, it's a bit much. It'd be nice if there was an option to reduce the grind, or craftable items to increase items gained. Because of it being way too grindy, I didn't bother getting all scenes, and I'm missing one entire character. I never touched the cards. I just got bored and uninstalled it.
  2. 4.00 star(s)

    TheSagMan

    Gameplay 4/10

    Grindy with too many horrible mini-games. Cutting wood is a clicking mini game, hunting is a aim gallery, mining is a select 2, Fishing is a pressure game. It's super grindy and boring.
    If you get killed you lose your inventory, you have to craft all your gear again, you're basically starting from 0. Save scum is the way to go. hopefully they make some changes to
    the mini-games, especially the woodcutting one.

    Story 6/10

    Story is nice, nothing serious. The Dev's avatar appears and corrupts the world making stuff fuckable.

    Art 8/10

    Art is above average. I really like the style.

    Amount of Content 7/10

    After the initial grind there are some easy to get scenes but farming emeralds in the end is super repetitive.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    Derpy0

    Pretty good game overall, plenty of references and funny moments and the art style is good. Scenes are animated and pretty good aswell. Only piece of advice is do NOT click on the signs or red torches it is NOT worth it.
  4. 2.00 star(s)

    RizOttoOmlette

    The art and animations are pretty solid (outside of the main character being the only consistently blocky character who is present in literally every h scene, so I wouldn't be surprised if that's a turn off)
    The game is really grindy but if you enjoy the grindy stuff, this one rewards you for the grind pretty fairly imo

    However... the Dev is easily the biggest problem for this game,
    Constantly adding/changing/removing features and making the game super inconsistent
    And also, adding the Dev's political views in a fucking porn game about minecraft is certainly a choice
    If you want an H game about minecraft, play lovelycraft piston trap, at least the dev for that one is consistent.
  5. 4.00 star(s)

    InfamousBT14

    Fun minecraft parody game. Good amount of grind for good content. The game feels pretty polished. Good amount of content for a game. Large variety of monsters and humans that you can fun. Fun mini games that keep me entertained.
  6. 2.00 star(s)

    hollowed

    I think the minigames are on the grindy and annoying side. Progression with characters is a little too fast and shallow. Scenes are not good enough to really justify the slog. If there was more Minecraft dna in this game, not just some vague aesthetic gesture, the taboo of it might be worth it? But for now it's just not doing it for me.

    Also, Steve being the only character who is a blocky monstrosity is... a choice. I don't really agree with it. And the developer of the game threw in a few dreams at night that are like weirdly political. Don't care what you believe, the game where you fuck a literal cow that transformed into a woman is not the game you should be embedding your dislike for transgender people in. It's immature.

    If it saw some structural rework (giving the characters literally any scenes that aren't fetch quests or sex) and got rid of the weird running theme where Steve turning into a chauvinist makes him unironically a better person somehow, this could bump up from a two to a three or four.
  7. 3.00 star(s)

    OoferinoPapapino

    I played this game first I believe a couple years ago back when there wasnt even a witch hut implemented yet. This game has very cheesy dialogue and gameplay can be summarized as using an autoclicker, abusing mouse scroll wheel while mining and a half-baked relationship system.

    This game is very boosted by its cgs which are nice at some points but besides that the game is pretty dull.

    Great for a quick wank though if thats what you want.
  8. 5.00 star(s)

    Grind I

    Amazing well-made game, I see a lot of complains about the dialogue but I honestly love the game entirely, the gameplay is addictive and fun, the art in it is beautiful and detailed, the girls & monstergirls are amazingly hot and their scenes are even better, the updates never disappoint

    I hope one day this game becomes a big famous game because its honestly amazing and I can't wait to see how it will end
  9. 5.00 star(s)

    KermitThyFrogith

    Really nice art that gets regular updates. Sadly that alone ranks it higher than most.

    Some nice designs, with some even being a bit out there. (which is nice to see)

    Just an extremely solid game.
  10. 1.00 star(s)

    JoeStevies

    Really wanted to like this game, and I did at one point. But to echo the point of a lot of other reviewers, its a weird mix of feature bloat and feature abandoning. Routes feel incomplete and unfinished, and I can't for the life of me understand the authors own weird insecurities. This game has become a major turn off and I'm incredibly disappointed.
  11. 5.00 star(s)

    Chimera777

    Amazing game but I'm having trouble installing the new update, I have the new update transferred through mega but i cant do anything with it, the update is not in my files and the game didnt auto update so im just confused im on Android
  12. 5.00 star(s)

    Crashxz

    It's my favorite +18 game, I'll definitely play it in new updates...and I'm looking forward to it, The game makes you discover new mobs and places that you actually discover over time in a Minecraft gameplay
  13. 5.00 star(s)

    triscuits

    This is one of the best games I've played so far! Truly! The graphics are pieces f art, the animations seamlessly blend the games parody accuracy and the creators vision. I am incredibly pleased with the work and the story, I only wish there was more. I'll be excited to continue playing the game and falling more and more in love with the current characters and future ones.
  14. 4.00 star(s)

    mockingbird15

    pros:
    art is great,
    writing is serviceable,
    bestiality?
    corruption, a bit
    cons:
    mining blows.
    hunting sucks
    you can't properly break alex yet.
    herobane!!!! (unless u are into vore... but u ain t getting my cow.)
  15. 5.00 star(s)

    Velomous

    This is an excellent VN, it had more content than I expected, but it's biggest weakness is that it needs even more content (which shouldn't come as a surprise with the version numbering).

    It's other potential weakness is the minigames. It has a lot of minigames. Some of them, like the mining one where you find matching tiles is fine, some of them, like the monster hunting minigame and the potion shop minigame are truly awful (though luckily you do not need to play those 2 very much).

    True to the theme, you get the minecraft experience of starting out in a dirt shack from where you'll have to farm wood, stone and other materials and upgrade your gear and your house gradually over time, once your gear is fully upgraded getting those resources is extremely easy but until then it's a gradually decreasing difficulty curve.

    I liked the gameplay loop, it was a smidge too grindy at times but overall I thought it was decent.

    And I liked the art too, art is great.

    You get what it says on the tin, minecraft hentai.

    As for the story... I barely paid attention to it, it didn't really grab me.
  16. 5.00 star(s)

    goonslagoon

    I've Never played Minecraft
    I don't get the bad rating for this game, It has original unique art, consistent updates, each girl has her own story that's pretty independent, and there really isn't even any NTR since as jesus_fucking_christ said two reviews back, only Alex has any relationships with others and she's more of the neighborhood hoe, your not romancing her, your fucking her. You romance the other girls.
    on the negatives, I've experienced bugs, The most recent one I got was when Alex comes to your house to ask if you want any resources, if you go to sleep and get the second watermelon event, it tells you you've done all of Alex's events. Just make sure to do the watermelon dream event first.
    Another potential downside is that some of it is a bit weird like the cake, watermelon, horse, and female pony. but this is a game fucking Minecraft characters, what did you expect.
    each individual character's content is pretty short TBH.
    lastly, its kind of grindy at the start, once you get your gear upgraded though it's a nonissue.

    In conclusion, it's a good game, and if you don't have problems with cartoon watermelons or hoes you should give it a go and rate it if you like it.
  17. 3.00 star(s)

    kazralinux

    This game was peak minecraft porn, nha kidding but still pretty good its has a lot of Cg animations and content, it was pretty fun to play and a hella good wank.
    The desings are very good and it has a lot of potential since it sin´t finished yet.
    Kinda grindy well its grindy but still fun to play but sometime kinda frustrating, But it lacks of content for now so i giving it for now an 6,5/10 Good game Nice wank.
    (Sorry for my bad english)
  18. 5.00 star(s)

    jesus_fucking_christ

    So far, so good. Really like most of the content
    (the herobrine route is really and there sould be more info before starting it).

    The "NTR" isnt really ntr and more like "free use slut next door" which is quite nice for a change.

    There are also a few characters that call themself "Mommy" during h-scenes which just proves that the creator is a man of culture.

    While i do love some trap content from time to time i also like the integration of lgbtqxyz characters in this game.

    Overall im quite happy. Cant wait for the next update.
  19. 4.00 star(s)

    Checkem123

    It's got a lot of content and the art is much better than I expected for a Minecraft parody. the humour is a bit juvenile but it did still get a chuckle out of me here and there.
    I didn't find the game to be particularly grindy, but I guess if you do things sub-optimally it might be, so you should put a little thought into the order you buy upgrades.
  20. 2.00 star(s)

    Spadge76

    Gameplay wise it's fine but very grindy. Personally, I only found some of the scenes hot, majority just weren't it for me, shame cause the art style is pretty hot. But the actual contents of the scenes were very off-putting. Zoophilia, rape and gore with no warning whatsoever but there is a warning for futa content. The mc raping an asleep character is fine, watching Alex get fucked by a horse is fine and is treated as something to look forward to by the MC, watching a woman get crushed to death with her intestines spilling out is a-ok, but a chick with a dick is too far? Seriously? Tbf the zoophilia stuff is skippable but there is still rape and gore for no reason and no warning. Coupled with the completely random transphobic dream sequence it just put a bad taste in my mouth.

    Also the Herobrine story line just feels like it's trying too hard, I'm not even that squeamish when it comes to gore in media, but this wasn't even the fun kind of gore. Gore shouldn't even be in a game like this. It's just needlessly cruel and the inclusion of tits in the gore sequences made it feel even nastier.

    The Herobrine route isnt even interesting because it's just ripping off the Monika twist from DDLC, even having a lame pun about someone getting hanged. It just makes the gore feel even more forced and tryhard, at least in DDLC it served a story purpose, it's not even shocking after the first scene, all i could think of during the Endergirl scene was the end of the Wizard of Oz, its just boring and tryhard.

    The rest of the game was fine, endings were cute, art is good and things are well animated, but the gameplay was tedious & some of the stuff in the game is just appalling and nasty. Whoever made this game is, at the very least, a weirdo. Like no one wants to see Steve Minecraft fuck a My Little Pony character, c'mon man what're you doing.