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  1. 2.00 star(s)

    whatmi

    Holy shit when i saw 1/5 reviews i was like "it can't be that bad"
    its much fucking worse. if someone would tell me it was made with ai i would believe it

    Problems:
    you simply pay woman cash for dares till she agree for sex like a prostitute
    your character change size between each scene, penis, head size, arms everything
    once sex is done thats it, you are thrown to milf selection again
    THERE IS NO DATING! its just pay for sex, you would have to be very sad and lonely to think thats like dating but faster...
    worst of all, once you sex a character thats it, there is nothing more to do with her, you can just repeat

    why 2 stars? animations are dynamic and someone at least made smooth relatively competent renders maybe they just lacked skill everywhere else


    fuck this game, don't play it
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    lavenderloins

    This is honestly the lowest effort game I have ever seen. The scenes are the exact same for every character. The payment setup is ridiculous. May as well have just made a collection of animations and saved time.
  3. 2.00 star(s)

    TalosMinion89

    Total snooze fest! I'd give it 1.5 stars if I could!

    It's just the same animations reused over and over again with the only change being the girls. You might get lucky and get a pose you haven't seen before, but not likely. Of the 3 girls I picked they all shared, at minimum, 3 animations with each other. The (only) girl with small breasts has the most unique scenes and half of them were shared with the other girls. These animations and girls were made in Koikatsu right? There is nothing stopping me from just playing that and having an experience several times better than this.

    The dialogue is of similar quality. Guy spots girl in the park at night (creepy). Guy says some variation of "you want some fuck girl?" and she says "I don't know this is weird". Then you play your trump card of flashing her cash until she says yes. You get 3 selectable options and there is no penalty for picking the wrong one. The description mentions "and her mood are enough for" in regards to seeing more potential scenes, but as far as I've seen, it's completely false. There's no reason not to nickel and dime every choice you are able. Even then, there isn't much of a point. You get all your money back each time you select a girl.

    So why 2 stars instead of 1? Well, I liked the girls and that's it. It fails in every aspect except having some nice looking ladies (and this is entirely subjective). It's almost Christmas, so I'd figure I'd round up instead of down. If you really want juicy milfs, then just make them in Koikatsu yourself instead of bothering with this waste of time you would call a scene viewer. Or better yet, play a different game. There are plenty of games with hot milfs. Life's Payback scratches the exact itch this does, but is better in every way.

    Merry Christmas to all and to all a depressed boner at best with this game.