This review is for v1.6
The most helpful comment on this thread simply says, "click the button in the top right on the main menu to unlock all scenes" and the second most helpful says, "The uncensor patch causes the game to crash on the main menu." and the funniest comment says, "Buzz look, an alien! Buahahaha" oh wait, that's Woody from Toy Story because the girl's head is so massive that she looks like a balloon.
The second one is obviously important because if you are like me, then you hate censorship, and the first one is important because if you are like me, you hate having your time wasted by poorly made games.
This game has so many poorly designed choices in it that it WILL waste your time if you choose to play it.
You have to wait (with no indication) for certain text bubbles to time out or for certain scenes to time out before you can progress, and then if you just happen to progress down certain paths, you will meet one of the many dead ends in the game, forcing you to start completely over, so just save your time and either avoid this or unlock all scenes from the get-go.
Also, if you are here for the pregnancy tag, don't waste your time, it seems to only be tied to a single ending scene that I couldn't even find unless they include the fact that mentions of pregnancy are enough to get a game the tag, which is really annoying if you are looking for meaningful content that actually has an ounce of realism. So yeah, no meaningful preggo content here, feel free to move along.
Another issue is that there is a toggle for pubic hair, but it just flat out doesn't work.
So overall, this thing feels like it was made back in the early 90s with all of the many issues that entails.
The most helpful comment on this thread simply says, "click the button in the top right on the main menu to unlock all scenes" and the second most helpful says, "The uncensor patch causes the game to crash on the main menu." and the funniest comment says, "Buzz look, an alien! Buahahaha" oh wait, that's Woody from Toy Story because the girl's head is so massive that she looks like a balloon.
The second one is obviously important because if you are like me, then you hate censorship, and the first one is important because if you are like me, you hate having your time wasted by poorly made games.
This game has so many poorly designed choices in it that it WILL waste your time if you choose to play it.
You have to wait (with no indication) for certain text bubbles to time out or for certain scenes to time out before you can progress, and then if you just happen to progress down certain paths, you will meet one of the many dead ends in the game, forcing you to start completely over, so just save your time and either avoid this or unlock all scenes from the get-go.
Also, if you are here for the pregnancy tag, don't waste your time, it seems to only be tied to a single ending scene that I couldn't even find unless they include the fact that mentions of pregnancy are enough to get a game the tag, which is really annoying if you are looking for meaningful content that actually has an ounce of realism. So yeah, no meaningful preggo content here, feel free to move along.
Another issue is that there is a toggle for pubic hair, but it just flat out doesn't work.
So overall, this thing feels like it was made back in the early 90s with all of the many issues that entails.