Others - Completed - Iron Disco [FInal] [Towndarktales]

I was blown away by this game because it has such a beautiful artistic direction, way above the usual standard, but with such poorly planned gameplay. What's worse is that it was simple to fix; I don't understand the creator's neglect in addressing it, especially considering the attention, care, and talent they poured into the artistic aspect. The gameplay is only frustrating because the aiming controls are faulty and can't hit certain enemies (like those towers), in addition to having slow movement and no dash, making it impossible to finish the game without resorting to infinite lives (Enter + Q).
But as I mentioned, the game is visually stunning, with a huge variety of enemies and extremely well-designed bosses. Despite being short, it features 10 bosses and various mini-bosses. The hentai aspect occurs after completing a stage or defeating a boss, accompanied by a really good soundtrack. I love games like this where hentai serves as a reward for completing a stage.
I genuinely enjoyed the game and plan to play it again in the future. In my opinion, it's worth playing, but remember to enable infinite lives.

7,5

I feel a lot of time and effort went into making this game. Whilst it is unfortunate that the artwork itself is not appreciated highly and the gameplay itself can be quite buggy at times with a "oh my god how did that even hit me?" level of frustration...
...It is a fun game! I did not get any dialogue, mind you. Straight download with additional help from wonderful people in the comments section (especially on page 3) means all speech simply appears as a glitched '0.' You can remove these pesky glitchy texts with "z."

I had never played a Contra game before.. though apparently this is a porn Contra. A short game, but fairly easy. You can hit pause with spacebar and press "g" to get 5 lives up to 35 lives with no consquence.
The only controls you need to know is "O" and "I." You get a new hentai video each time you beat a boss or start a new level. Very rewarding for a single playthrough =)

The critique of this game is not wrong. Playing it normally would be impossible and the artwork is not especially worthy to orgasm to. But for a casual enjoyable game a bit on the kinky side as a side-scrolling shooter... this is certainly worth the absurd download time for a bit of fun.

This is a mess, terrible gameplay, didn't bother for the sex scenes.
Save yourself some hard drive space, and just ignore that game unless the dev upgrades everything about the game, but we all know that'll never happen.
0/5 Time Waster

I'll have to agree with the other poster that this simply isn't worth it. Optimization of a potato even on a high end rig, and nearly all text has been zeroed. Plus I just hate that weird frog man's face.

I'm sorry to say that I'll just have to lay this to rest while I weep at what could've been a good time.

Rest well tentacle bros, this ain't it.

Poorly optimized (runs like garbage), localization needed otherwise every single option menu reads 0 (literally), 4.2gig for something that looks like it was made in flash and only scenes are from game overs and they really weren't worth the hassle.