Oh boy, where do I start with this one? One word : TERRIBLE! I dove into this "Abyss Exploration" hoping for a spicy visual novel adventure, but instead, I got a one-way ticket to Snoozeville, population: me and my regrets. This game is like being stuck at a family reunion where everyone’s just talking about their feelings, but nobody brought the good snacks.
You play as MC, who’s apparently navigating a world of "stunning women with voluptuous figures," but it s more like navigating a maze of useless dialogue boxes without any sense that make you question your life choices. The characters? So stupid that it hurts. Really. They re like cardboard cutouts with big assets and zero personality—think of a soap opera where the script was written by a robot with a thesaurus. And the story? It s a "slow burn" alright, so slow it s basically a campfire that forgot how to spark. I waited for something to happen, but all I got was more useless and stupid talking, more teasing, and a MC who s apparently allergic to action...or brain cells!
The game s bugs are the real MVPs here, popping up like uninvited guests at a party. One minute, a character s standing there like a malfunctioning Roomba, the next, the dialogue s looping like a bad TikTok trend. And don t get me started on the “choice-based narrative”—my choices felt like picking between “say something useless” or “say something slightly more useless.” At least I could rename the MC, so I called him “Disappointed Dan” to keep it real.
All NPCs in this game are consistently intellectually disabled! The entire dialogue is disabled. The behavior of ALL characters in this game is disabled... and I’m not saying this to mock anyone. I mean it seriously. Download the game. You won’t find a SINGLE sentence that a "normal" person would say. Seriously!
Save your 2.5 GB of storage and your sanity. This game s about as fun as watching paint dry in a room full of mannequins. Abyss Exploration? More like Abyss of Existential Dread. Needs a full rework AND a story.
You play as MC, who’s apparently navigating a world of "stunning women with voluptuous figures," but it s more like navigating a maze of useless dialogue boxes without any sense that make you question your life choices. The characters? So stupid that it hurts. Really. They re like cardboard cutouts with big assets and zero personality—think of a soap opera where the script was written by a robot with a thesaurus. And the story? It s a "slow burn" alright, so slow it s basically a campfire that forgot how to spark. I waited for something to happen, but all I got was more useless and stupid talking, more teasing, and a MC who s apparently allergic to action...or brain cells!
The game s bugs are the real MVPs here, popping up like uninvited guests at a party. One minute, a character s standing there like a malfunctioning Roomba, the next, the dialogue s looping like a bad TikTok trend. And don t get me started on the “choice-based narrative”—my choices felt like picking between “say something useless” or “say something slightly more useless.” At least I could rename the MC, so I called him “Disappointed Dan” to keep it real.
All NPCs in this game are consistently intellectually disabled! The entire dialogue is disabled. The behavior of ALL characters in this game is disabled... and I’m not saying this to mock anyone. I mean it seriously. Download the game. You won’t find a SINGLE sentence that a "normal" person would say. Seriously!
Save your 2.5 GB of storage and your sanity. This game s about as fun as watching paint dry in a room full of mannequins. Abyss Exploration? More like Abyss of Existential Dread. Needs a full rework AND a story.