I love ZXC's creature designs, but nothing about this game works.
If you've played Latex Dungeon, you'll be familiar with all the monsters. I like them, I'm happy to see them in something else, but I do not believe that ZXC has ever played a tower defense game in their life.
Placing structures is awful, you can't see past anything in the foreground, and knowing which tiles have been built on is plain nonsense.
And regardless of all the other UI war crimes, the tower defense aspect just isn't fun. You would think that with so many unique monster designs that you might get access to a lot of varied towers, but the game is solely focused on quantity.
Which is just terrible when it runs so poorly. You place maybe 50 factories and suddenly it drops to below 20fps? That's not on me! It's like everything you build is a unique thing.
Like, I get it, that cum flinging firehose used to be a brunette with dark lips, named Caroline. But for goodness sake, she's a gigantic cock now. For the fps, let Caroline go!
This is all without mentioning the part where you invade towns. It's so slow, so repetitive. I understand the fantasy, you want to capture the ladies. But this game is barely made to be a tower defense game, let alone a sidescrolling brawler.
Anyway. I like the idea of this game - the slow spread of corruption across the world. I feel like there is a game you could make with these ideas where it works.
But not this, not the way anything here has been implemented.
If you've played Latex Dungeon, you'll be familiar with all the monsters. I like them, I'm happy to see them in something else, but I do not believe that ZXC has ever played a tower defense game in their life.
Placing structures is awful, you can't see past anything in the foreground, and knowing which tiles have been built on is plain nonsense.
And regardless of all the other UI war crimes, the tower defense aspect just isn't fun. You would think that with so many unique monster designs that you might get access to a lot of varied towers, but the game is solely focused on quantity.
Which is just terrible when it runs so poorly. You place maybe 50 factories and suddenly it drops to below 20fps? That's not on me! It's like everything you build is a unique thing.
Like, I get it, that cum flinging firehose used to be a brunette with dark lips, named Caroline. But for goodness sake, she's a gigantic cock now. For the fps, let Caroline go!
This is all without mentioning the part where you invade towns. It's so slow, so repetitive. I understand the fantasy, you want to capture the ladies. But this game is barely made to be a tower defense game, let alone a sidescrolling brawler.
Anyway. I like the idea of this game - the slow spread of corruption across the world. I feel like there is a game you could make with these ideas where it works.
But not this, not the way anything here has been implemented.