Lets discuss: Things AVN authors think are cute, but aren't.

[LinusMundane]

I'll go first with a couple:

Any form of

• Aren't you a sexy little minx(or any phrase ending in minx)
• The male MC saying hehe(hihi) after saying something to an LI
• Just telling it like it is(just telling the truth) after complimenting an LI
• You should wear less makeup, or you don't need makeup to look good
• You look good, for your age

 

[fitgirlbestgirl]

Literally everything in My New Family. Which is in your signature.

 

[Bucketbot89]

The Jealous Sibling
"18" year old LI who look and act like dumb and naïve 13 year olds