Unity - Completed - LIFE OF BITCH [v1.0] [witCHuus]

  1. 2.00 star(s)

    MommyMilked

    Incredibly boring and tedious. The animations were ok, but nothing you won't find anywhere else, and there isn't that much variety. The entire game is just go back and forth pressing z and waiting for the animation you've seen for the hundredth time to end. There isn't any payoff aside from paying off some debt you find out about by walking to the edge of the map. There is no story whatsoever, not that a story would've been needed to make this game fun. Maybe there is some fetish out there I don't know of that makes doing repetitive actions arousing, if so then this is the best game for you.
    All of that aside I don't think it was intended to be a serious game you play for any amount of time. I want to be charitable with this game cause someone probably worked really hard on it, but there isn't enough here to even consider playing it.
  2. 2.00 star(s)

    DrDownload000

    Not bad at all but no story at all ain't good too.

    Its mechanics is a bit frustrating at first due to paying the rent, once you got it and start making money, you can pay the debt.

    But once it's settled, farming all other things is time consuming, better look at a save already in thread and play it that way, you're not going to miss anything at all by using a save without knowing the game.
  3. 3.00 star(s)

    EternalMadness

    Short funny little game.
    The pixel art is really good.
    The idea is original.
    The grinding for money is kind of boring but it is pretty easy.
    It misses a decent story and more poses to make it really good.
    Likes: LDV
  4. 2.00 star(s)

    shade555

    The general idea and progression are good. But the lack of content and interactive sex games make this a poor choice of your time. Besides a somewhat mediocre management game all you watch is chibis replaying several short fuck animations.
  5. 1.00 star(s)

    Lupiscanis

    I don't know how they managed it, but they made a game that's so uninspired and lacks any fun that it almost made me give up porn completely.

    The only redeeming thing I can think of is that it's sprite based if you enjoy sprite games?

    I don't know man, sometimes I think devs for porn games forget that if the game isn't fun, people aren't going to stick around for the story.

    Then again, this game has neither fun nor story, so..
  6. 1.00 star(s)

    kaizoman

    the lack of audio and content is what drags this game down to the gutter.

    i think the other main issue is that unlocks dont matter. it doesnt matter if you train your stats or you get new clothes or upgrade your bed. the animations/scenes stay the same. nothing changes.
    its all there to potencially earn you more money. but whats the point of money if the upgrades you can get change nothing? besides stats, which influence the money you get.

    so the tl:dr is. you get money, to make more money... but with 0 change in gameplay or animations.
  7. 4.00 star(s)

    kamapalutza

    Simple Time-Waster

    It's a simple game that focuses only on prostitution with 3-4 sprite animations. Don't expect much. It's not a full fledged game. Think it as a flash-player game and you might enjoy it which I did. It lasts for 45-90 minutes depending on strategy you follow.

    You have 10000$ loan which gets interest every 7ish days. You have to pay 50$ for to sleep. You have a probability of engaging in prostitution thus you need to set your price accordingly. Once you pay the loan game opens up a small fun epilogue task (garage door opens).

    You can customize your character (clothes, hair style and color, eye color, skin color) and gain skills by spending energy.

    Verdict: 6.5/10. This could be a better game if dev spent more time on it.
  8. 1.00 star(s)

    tittyfucker1

    very disappointing, requires a pretty big time investment to make barely enough money having sex in order to pay off your debt and eventually see the girl nude. The sex scenes are very boring and reused for every costume, and the game is way too grindy. Feels more like an anti prostitution ad in the way you gotta hope to not get stds and make enough money to pay off your debt, even though you get straddled with interest every few days.
  9. 2.00 star(s)

    Etar

    Unfortunately not too interesting.

    Like the majority of the games this developer releases, it doesnt really have anything to keep the player sticking around. Its competently made and the dev clearly didnt set out to create the next big sandbox game.