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Well, I hope I don't get "bonked" because I'm looking for two Videos instead of Games, but to be honest... I'm looking for quite a while for these two and I'm nearly at my wits end on where to look/ask if anyone knows/has them...

The first Item I'm looking for is a, if memory serves right, 20-30 -ish minutes long amateur porn clip that was back then (loaded it via TPB torrent around 2004-2005) simply called "Danish Teen" or something along thouse lines... Was in english, from style of hair/clothes probably made in the late 90s and it was definitvly VHS quality. The said teen had dark brown curly hair, age I would guess on very early 20s. She wore a dark leather jacket and a scarf at the beginning, probably was winter at the time of making.
All in all probably a tourist picking up a girl in a bar or paying a prostitute.

The second Item is more "specific"... A, probably made in the 70s, german "porn" movie (airquotes as it was most likely cut for german TV and was only around 60 -ish minutes there).
Plot was that a sexual inexperienced female teacher inherits the sextoy company of her dead uncle and lightens up because of this over time till at the end of the movie, she embraces her dominant side. The movie also ends in a most amusing scene where the female teacher whips the headmaster of her school, the whip gets stuck in a cactus, she then with all force yeeting said cactus at the headmasters back.

My eternal gratitude to everyone who might be able to point me in the direction of any of these two!

[Edit:] The movie ran only once or twice in the 90s on german television, that's why I have no name...
 
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Well, (or at least one that has a man getting whipped with a cactus in it) but unfortunately it doesn't have it's proper name. I wont lie, I don't speak a lick of German but I skimmed through it and it seems to match up with your description.

The other one is gonna be difficult - but I always enjoy a challenge. I'll let you know if I find anything amigo.
 
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Well, (or at least one that has a man getting whipped with a cactus in it) but unfortunately it doesn't have it's proper name. I wont lie, I don't speak a lick of German but I skimmed through it and it seems to match up with your description.

The other one is gonna be difficult - but I always enjoy a challenge. I'll let you know if I find anything amigo.
Yep, that's the one.
For german TV it was cut to death, skipping though it - it feels like almost half an hour is missing and some scenes are in a different order. Anyway...
Thank you very much!
 
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I'm glad I could help.

Unfortunately I haven't been able to 100% pin down the other one, but I might have a lead for you in lieu...
Based on my digging I've come to the conclusion that it was likely one of Horny Harry's "Excuse Me... " videos. (Think Public Pickups in the 90's except a lot more bootleg)

The bad news is that theres about 40 different videos with 20-something year old dark curly haired girls so it'll be difficult to pinpoint it exactly which one it is

Sorry I couldn't have been more helpful muchacho, but on the website from my other post if you fancy getting your feet wet
 

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I'm glad I could help.

Unfortunately I haven't been able to 100% pin down the other one, but I might have a lead for you in lieu...
Based on my digging I've come to the conclusion that it was likely one of Horny Harry's "Excuse Me... " videos. (Think Public Pickups in the 90's except a lot more bootleg)

The bad news is that theres about 40 different videos with 20-something year old dark curly haired girls so it'll be difficult to pinpoint it exactly which one it is

Sorry I couldn't have been more helpful muchacho, but on the website from my other post if you fancy getting your feet wet
I was meanwhile using image search to find out the name of the movie - no luck thus far but it's either italian or dutch made. Threw me of that in one scene you can see a classic german telephone booth, the yellow ones - maybe some parts were filmed in germany?

Anyway...
At a glimpse, no nothing of this Harry. The girl also had a "nordic accent" so I guess it really was at first a uploaded private porn. In addendum, they were in a hotel room I think and it was rather...moody lighting...and while they talked at the beginning, I wouldn't call it one of these "casting clips" like BRCC or the like.
Also I might have misremembered that they talked english... Don't know anymore... I mean, it was like 16-17 years ago...

[Edit] Horney Harry's also dutch and they don't fuck, just masturbation stuff.
 
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...and I was way of... :FacePalm:
It's called "Flotte Biester auf der Schulbank" or "Eier am Stiel", released in 1983 and made in (west) germany...
What therw me of was the fact that everyone has his/her voice dubbed... Even though, as said, made in germany and there is afaik no other language dub out there.
But then I noticed that the dude who shows up around 15 minutes in has a very very familiar voice. Turns out he's dubbed by the same dude who dubs Bruce Willis into german.
From there on I only had to dig my way through old (speaking 2004) forums and well... Got him! :ROFLMAO:

So thank you again, without your help that would not have been possible Dicks McKenzie

Now all that's missing is the first Item, which honestly I thought would be easier... But hey... :cool:
 
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