Man, all the stuff planned for the game is pretty cool, mostly the "integrating more Minecraft-y" stuff part.
Better than just having a simple idle game in the long-run at least; there's only so much you can do with a piston that goes back and forth outside of new positions and new accessories, but going that route ends up with the time-old problem of "when a player gets the positions and accessories they want, why would they keep advancing the game?"
I just wanna see how far the "Minecraft" stuff goes. Are we gonna explore Trial Chambers, or get a real 3x3 crafting grid, or have some kind of "edging" mechanic for the Creeper girl? Will the dev manage to finagle some porn equivalent of the Piglin trading mechanic? (Gold dildos?)
I wonder how an Enderwoman character would function.
Actually, could be interesting if each character option had a different gimmick, like the sheep is the generic one with no gimmick, but the cow has to be milked every now and then as her tits fill up or the backpressure hurts her and damages your income, and maybe the farmer trader has a basic farming minigame you have to upkeep while you're screwing her.
Eh, nah, IDK, would kinda stink if you like the farmer but hate the minigame, or you like the sheep but want a higher multiplier given by minigames.
now you just multiplied my hatred towards apple lmao
Oh boy, that's just the surface level stuff. Ask any techbro and they'll rattle off for hours about how Apple PCs used to (or they still do? I forget) solder chips and RAM and stuff in so you can't replace/upgrade them (just buy a whole new iMac. What, are you POOR?), how they buy up all the phone camera manufacturers so 100% of non-Apple phones have trash cameras, how the entire Apple software ecosystem is designed to interconnect with each other so you get pulled in and get forced to stay in, how they discourage people from using/making/selling 3rd party accessories for their phones so you have to pay hundreds of bucks for something anyone else can get for $10, plus that time they got caught doing an update to old phones to throttle their power to practically force people into upgrading phones.
My favorite stupid thing they do to trick people that kinda makes me laugh is how every time they get late to the party, like, AI or something, they'll just call it something else and avoid the "proper" term for it just to make it sound new or fancy, and Apple fans fall for it every single time. Like, Apple will update one of their PC screens to 4k and call it an "iVision 2.0 Display", just so Apple fans can go "well if PC is so good, why don't they have Vision displays?" or whatever. Best example is when they announced the Apple Vision Pro and not ONCE did they say "VR", "AR", nothing of that sort, it was all buried under carefully-crafted marketing shenanigans
Like bruh, my Android phone has a 3-4 week battery life (with average use) because I wanted a phone with a big battery, and it cost me like $200-300, no contract, nothing. You can't do that stuff with iPhones, you just pick a number and Pro vs not-Pro. Even just having a battery that lasts a full day just playing Candy Crush is shocking to some people.