Unity - Lovely Craft Piston Trap [v0.2.7] [Crime]

3/5 is generous considering the genre. It's wonderfully animated for the repetitive AFK game that it is. Within its genre, I consider this near master-class.
At the end of the day though, it is what it is. A repetitive click-and-drag fucking game (or not even that if you do auto). Got boring quick.

One of the things that annoys me is that the manual fucking is a bit challenging to do well now. In earlier updates it was easy to get a good tempo, but now it's borderline impossible as you constantly slip out of and around holes... Making it better to just use the auto-fucking functions, which kills the interactivity to me. I am using a mouse, so maybe it's better on phones, but I don't know.

It's different girls in the same position, making it feel like I'm basically swapping skins. Sure, each one has a preference to min-max your farming potential but, eh. It's very samey throughout the entire game.

This is sort of what i expect from a porn game; it's porn and its a game. Doesn't try too hard to be anything else, you get your game and your porn. Take it or leave it.

And you know what, if you've ever enjoyed an idle game, like AdCap, Cookie Clicker, Clicker Heroes, any of that slop, you'll probably have a semi-fun time playing this, like me.

And the porn? Well. Nothing to shake a stick at. Lovely art and animation. Albeit that they only had 1 pose--oh yeah, that reminds me, that fucking paywall counter in the changelog was so retarded hahaha. They had like, the number of patrons, and were like "When we get to 1 billion patrons we'll add blowjob !!!!" it's like man you just in it for the money huh. Fair play i suppose but it just made me cringe.

Remember those AFK Flash games? This is like that with much better graphics.

At this moment, there is a single pose that gets recycled with different skins.
Most of them are animals, but you can unlock some humans too after farming resources.

The animations are fantastic, but there isn't really any gameplay, so whether you'll enjoy this or not will come down to whether you enjoyed those old Flash animations.

I'm giving it 3 stars because the animations are superb. I found the game itself boring, and I think the talent of this animator would do wonders if used for a project with some actual gameplay.

Runs awesome, bit of a throw back style with more options. More than i originally hoped for. Story wasn't something I expected to find in such a simple game, additionally the voice acting is very good! Would love to see further development!

Extremely boring "game". Yes the art is nice, but that's it. There is literally no story, no plot, no engaging content. Same position, same scene, every time. This is a cookie clicker with a piston and a pussy instead. What is the point in seeing the same porn gif in repeat for hours ? Because that's what this game is. This is the recipe to become senseless and brain dead after a couple hours.

Small, but excellent game! Cant wait updates! I wanna see more mobbs, oral, dp, more locations and maybe some rhytm music, for fun))))
And of course, maybe we see some extra content - pins, arts and some story in nex updates!

No nonsense sex game. Straight to the hot stuff and pound a beautiful sheep girl to my heart's content. Looks even better than most non interactive game art.

Only reason it's not a 5 star is that it gets repetitive fast.

Maybe more of a 3.5 stars? For the content it currently has, I'd say it's well done. The problem is there just isn't very much of it - just that one viewing angle, thrusting away. Gets boring kinda fast. It pads out its play time thru a grind but it's mainly just to mock up that same viewing angle and sex act with skins and addons. Ideas: add cum (portal penises?), internal view, multiple girls at once (widen the canvas), sex/body stats to level up.

It's not always that you can find a game which is hot in themes and graphics, and has good progression. I see a lot of care and effort from the dev, for example not being afraid to rework core mechanics if they turn out fucntional but a bit boring. We are getting lots of content and QOL updates, in summary.
The game offers various character (with physics and reactions!) to add to the piston trap, trying to differentiate them from each other as best as possible, and does a pretty good job at it. You can really see that they enjoy themselves, but I'd like for some recruitable NPCs to have different facial animations to convey different emotions, maybe depending on the actions you take they could be annoyed, bored, angry or embarassed. You can farm materials to craft or buy items that spice up the visuals, but I wouldn't be surprised if in the future more positions could be unlocked (really good concepts would be oral & tit pistoning by flipping the character, adding another customizable piston to work in parallel or in turns with the other one, or even just putting those pretty feet up and making them work: don't think that those detailed toes went unnoticed!).
To conclude, I like the concept, the game space allows for more and more content to be added (which the dev is happy to provide), and beyond all else it's a fun and good-spirited romp.

taught myself how to use Cheat Engine just for this game, 10/10
Jokes aside,amazing visuals for an admittedly silly concept for a game. Never expected a meme to become something like this,i've truly seen it all.

The idea is simply magnificient. It is being not only quickly but also well produced. It is being directed and developed with care and detail. I just can't wait for next updates, endless if possible! I hope for every single minecraft mob to be adapted!

Pretty much the same verdict as their other games - incredibly alluring art, stuck behind boring, tedious, and sometimes irksome "gameplay".

Art is really good, albeit in the incredibly oversaturated mobile-style (not sure if that's what you'd call it, but couldn't think of a better term).

The NSFW art is really good. The characters have excellent proportions.
Their designs are a little off-putting, what with having human feet and hands, but it's easy to ignore, and I suppose having hooves would be even more off-putting for me.

Progression is incredibly slow, as you need a LOT of currency to purchase the upgrades. It sounds like this is being fixed though.
Moving the piston can be a little clunky, and the auto-mode seems pointless to me since it's so slow, even when upgraded.

The AI voice for the farmer is solid though. At least, I'm pretty sure it's AI - maybe it's an actual VO that's just a little monotone.


My biggest complaint is the lack of content. But I believe this is somewhat early so that's understandable.
More positions / angles / activities would be nice though.


As it sits, kind of boring, but probably better than just having some gallery.
It'd be great if this saw plenty more development.

Really simple game that's basically an idle game with a porn twist if you let it run on auto. Pretty bare bones and basic but that's a given considering it's just a game where you let a pistoning dildo go in and out to build up points. That and also the fact that it's at the moment of this review at version 0.2

The animations are dynamic, and everything fits together really well. I am also personally a big fan of the art style and how much potential exists within this game. After reading the creator's Patreon posts, I can see they are willing to realize that potential all the way, so I must give it a 5-star rating.

Really simple game with SUPER good animations.

Usually I rate games based on 4 things but this time I'll just give 5 stars because the animations and art are so good they compensate for the lack of story and real gameplay.

I hope the dev goes on to make a more complete game. It could be the ONE.

As of Version 0.2, the game seems to be quite high effort for an idle game. There don't seem to be any egregious bugs, and the overall design is very solid.

I look forward to keeping my review as 5 stars if the developer delivers on updates and the project doesn't go abandoned.

simple, satisfying, actually kinda fun/rewarding, very much a porn game not a game with porn too sparsely in it

VISUALS 8.5/10
GAMEPLAY 8/10
AUDIO 8/10
OVERALL 8.5/10

look forward to future updates and more options/fetishes/characters.

This game combines the basic idle tycoon formula with parody porn to create relatively simple entertainment. Even though it is in very early development, the interactions and graphics are quite nice. If you are okay with the fact that it is a fairly simple game, it can be considered a good time killer. There is a lot of potential for things to be added to the game and things to discover, and if the developer can continue the game as planned, it has the potential to be much better.

In conclusion, considering that the developer has a background in game development, I will give it a 4 for its potential and just wait.

Review for v0.2

As much as I'm into visual novels, sometimes I get in a mood where I want to check out lewd games that break the mold a little bit and try something different. That's what this is for me. It's a Minecraft themed incremental idle game. Did I spend more than like 30 minutes on it? No. But I think the game is neat enough as something a bit different (for a lewd game) that it's worth a little play if it catches your eye.

Reminds me of the flash games of old a bit. Simple premise. Each thrust of the piston generates emeralds for shop unlocks, which act both as cosmetics and multipliers. Art is good, animations are good, and I like that upgrades still count towards the multiplier even if you don't equip them, which allows you to customize the piston trap girl as you'd like.

You'll be able to unlock most things pretty quick but the game does still seem to be in the early stages. Only thing I really dislike is the voice acting so I turned that off. Beyond that the game just needs to keep developing and expanding. Is this something you'll get invested in? Probably not, but fun enough to check out once in awhile I'd say.

Is this where we at?
We used to have witches sluting themselfs for points.
We used to be a captain of a starship, with panties draped over our face, reveling in the company of freaky women as we soared to save the world.
We had an entire strip club with a human-like doll, performing all kinds of stuff for our pleasure.
And now... a sheep. In a boat. Fucked by a piston. Jesus fucking Christ.
Akabur, we lost it all.