Speedrun Review by Xbob1
Version: v1.0 Free
Review:
Normally I put some effort into my reviews and try to format them well, but with this, "Game." I am just really not feeling it. Can I even call it a game? It's a uncompressed pile of animated gifs you can find on R34 paired with some text. If it wasn't for the voice actress it would of been a easy 1 star.
Everyone remembers the goonfest that was Overwatch and when Marvel Rivals came out we basically had a second coming and so eventually we all knew a rivals porn game had to come at some point. This game is meant to be a JOI experience, you let the scenes play out and the order in which they play is randomized with each run. On paper its a neat idea but the way it plays out here just feels lazy.
Where to start? Not only is this just looping gifs taken from R34 but also the quality between them all is very inconsistent. I don't think I liked even a single one of Magik's scenes the quality looked awful. Another example is Psylocke where she switches between a really beautiful scene to something really crude and dull in comparison and its one of those things that really take you out of the experience or atleast it does for me. Many people have mentioned how the dialogue is very much fixated on talking about other guys a bit too much. I understand having a character dedicated to a certain fetish like how Malice is portrayed but a lot of the characters are a bit too fixated on the idea. Finally unlocking scenes can be a hassle. Leaving stuff completely up to random means finding new scenes later on is incredibly frustrating, even more so with endings and I honestly cba with the secret endings. I assume its just random like the rest. I think a better approach would be to give you a choice of 3 random characters between each section. So it's still random to a degree but it gives you a little choice at the same time.
And last but not least...No Emma Frost? Really? That is truly wild. And I really hope whoever made this actually asked permission to use the videos and didn't just nick them. This is a pirate site so I doubt most people here give a damn so I would just ask,
"Why didn't you just take the good ones?"
Final Score: 2/5
Had potential but is overall a disappointing result. Ultimately I don't want to discourage JOI games, I like them quite a bit. But let's try a bit harder than this please.
