Five stars as a very committed satire, three at best if it's serious. I honestly can't tell. This game is atrocious and a delight to play through, so let's get into it.
MODERATE SPOILERS but it doesn't matter; this game's story makes zero sense and it isn't why you're playing.
MC is simultaneously a world-class scientist who has become the head of some shadow nation and possibly the most powerful person in the world. He is also embarrassed about a false rumor that his older sister heard about in high school, and walks away defeated and sullen because she thinks he might have a small dick, which he doesn't. It almost reaches his knees, it's ridiculous.
But we're just getting started! The shady cabal of thirsty matriarchs, who have easily convinced our dimwitted MC that he's their absolute leader despite bossing him around like a shota pissboy, have plenty of hijinks up their nonexistent sleeves. Remember MC's sister? Well he also has a mom who is understandably quite reluctant about pouring the pork; and what better way to inspire him to invent world-changing cold fusion energy (yes, really) than to awaken her slutty side so she bones him too? Never mind that they've basically fucked each other already in a heady three-way where she watched and then somewhat participated; but she's still saving some Very Important Purity for her innocent son, who depending on your choices may have spilled the beans that he's fucked a dozen women six ways from Sunday in his sex dungeon of world conquest.
Oh right, the matriarchs. OK, so their job is basically to round up the town's MILFs and have them serially plow MC to realize his nascent Tesla-esque genius. Why, you might ask, especially when one of them is a stuck-up greedy bitch? Well FOR THE CAUSE, that's why. They're clean-energy enthusiasts who put their whole bodies on the line for our horse-hung hero. And when our favorite closet monogamist gets a little too grabby, she needs us to put her in her place with a BDSM scene she's secretly been waiting for for her entire 45-year virgin life. Yep, she and most of the other matriarchs are all virgins. I guess el jefe from the last generation wasn't interested, or something.
Oh, and one of the matriarchs' ex-husbands was cheating on her, sleazy bastard. Damn good thing she's with MC who has only 20 girlfriends, some of whom know about each other.
Everything about this game is ridiculous and overwrought. The soundtrack is unironically pretty good, although it also sometimes leans into too-smoky, too-sultry territory. Either way, it's got some bangers and I'll take it. The moaning audio is terrible; I had to mute it.
Being able to choose outfits for some scenes is amazing. More games should do it, although I get why it's difficult to implement.
In short, you don't want to miss this. It's a unique experience and I can't wait for the next update.
MODERATE SPOILERS but it doesn't matter; this game's story makes zero sense and it isn't why you're playing.
MC is simultaneously a world-class scientist who has become the head of some shadow nation and possibly the most powerful person in the world. He is also embarrassed about a false rumor that his older sister heard about in high school, and walks away defeated and sullen because she thinks he might have a small dick, which he doesn't. It almost reaches his knees, it's ridiculous.
But we're just getting started! The shady cabal of thirsty matriarchs, who have easily convinced our dimwitted MC that he's their absolute leader despite bossing him around like a shota pissboy, have plenty of hijinks up their nonexistent sleeves. Remember MC's sister? Well he also has a mom who is understandably quite reluctant about pouring the pork; and what better way to inspire him to invent world-changing cold fusion energy (yes, really) than to awaken her slutty side so she bones him too? Never mind that they've basically fucked each other already in a heady three-way where she watched and then somewhat participated; but she's still saving some Very Important Purity for her innocent son, who depending on your choices may have spilled the beans that he's fucked a dozen women six ways from Sunday in his sex dungeon of world conquest.
Oh right, the matriarchs. OK, so their job is basically to round up the town's MILFs and have them serially plow MC to realize his nascent Tesla-esque genius. Why, you might ask, especially when one of them is a stuck-up greedy bitch? Well FOR THE CAUSE, that's why. They're clean-energy enthusiasts who put their whole bodies on the line for our horse-hung hero. And when our favorite closet monogamist gets a little too grabby, she needs us to put her in her place with a BDSM scene she's secretly been waiting for for her entire 45-year virgin life. Yep, she and most of the other matriarchs are all virgins. I guess el jefe from the last generation wasn't interested, or something.
Oh, and one of the matriarchs' ex-husbands was cheating on her, sleazy bastard. Damn good thing she's with MC who has only 20 girlfriends, some of whom know about each other.
Everything about this game is ridiculous and overwrought. The soundtrack is unironically pretty good, although it also sometimes leans into too-smoky, too-sultry territory. Either way, it's got some bangers and I'll take it. The moaning audio is terrible; I had to mute it.
Being able to choose outfits for some scenes is amazing. More games should do it, although I get why it's difficult to implement.
In short, you don't want to miss this. It's a unique experience and I can't wait for the next update.