Unity - Completed - Miss Neko: Pirates [Final] [Orangeee]

It's a very nice little game.

Gameplaywise is great, the pacing, the level design, everything was well done.
Story, is nice, simple story for a lil cozzy game.
H scenes, few but very well done and with nice sounds.
There are a few weird things, that we could call bugs, but nothing game breaking, little details like dying at the same time as you grab a potion and you see how you die with full health, which is kinda funny.

Nice and comfy game. Decent gameplay, nice scenes, scene replays have controls which is a huge win in my mind.
I didn't really like that you can drop to your death but whatever.. There is an easy mode for bosses, but it was easy even without it.

it should be 4 star but some people from before the updates or smth give it absurdly low scores.

Visuals nice, gameplay rly good for porn game. Character design and art is also great.

Only downside is that the whole game only has 7 animated scenes in total and that dialogues are not voiced and animated scenes have only moaning+ bodily sounds.

I went trough all of it in around 2-4 hours

So:
story: 5/10 (rly basic simple story, you cant rly complain but you will not rly care about it)
sound: 7/10 (it has moans and plaps but no voice lines)

gameplay: 7/10 (5 weapons, around 10 types of enemies, 4 bosses, some upgrades, smooth enough gameplay)

Visuals/design: 8.5/10 (there is nothing rly to complain, only problem is amount)

scenes: 7.5/10 (animated with some movement, fortunately not just one body part basic movement but whole body with many layers movement, most scenes have like 4/5 parts in them, but no big changes other then stripping)

content amount: 4/10 (compered to most games that are never finished it has ok amount)

a copy of my steam review after i played this crap for total of 5 minutes:

couldn't bring myself to even finish the tutorial section without literally giving up, clipping over some tree textures, a retarded tutorial popup trying to tell you to dash into spike... thing(?), text repeating itself, failing to pick the initial weapon up for whatever reason and to top it off, the literal first action on my part of opening settings being somehow bugged after i opened the settings box twice after some delay.

i can imagine this game could be fine-ish, hell, maybe even worth the price of the gas station coffee or 2, but first impression is everything, and i will politely dump this coffee into nearest trash

This is the definition of a 2.5/5 game but since I can't put a 2.5 star rating this is the best I can do.

The game is in this weird limbo state where both the porn and gameplay is too weak to carry the other but also not really outright bad so you just end up with a really mediocre game.

The gameplay iis basically Enter the Gungeon without the Rougelike aspects and being MUCH rougher in every sense. Your dash is too fast to serve as a consistent i-frame but enemies are way too fast to walk out of bullets and attacks. Not to mention the game has this weird habit of making exploration an absolute chore by adding undestroyable blocks everywhere that you have to slowly and painfully push just so you can create your own chokepoint as the enemy riddles you with bullets the moment you enter their aggro range.

The porn is also underwhelming. The artstyle is plain and not in a 'Vanilla' way but in a 'oatmeal without anything else' way. Not to mention the sex scenes take FOREVER, it's just a bunch of unremarkably written (and poorly formatted) dialogue with you actually having sex being a fraction of the time.