Unreal Engine - Completed - Mom Got Stuck in the Washing Machine [v1.8] [Mad Mike Production]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    Rwede

    Have you ever dreamed of a NPC even worse and annoying than both Ashley Grahams from both versions of Resident Evil 4 COMBINED ?

    Have you ever despised life so much that you stayed still for (almost) one hour straight in front of dumbbells, waiting for the next time you can use you full stamina bar ?

    Have you no will to live ?

    If you answered "yes" to all three questions above, well, my friend, I am sorry to tell you you are the perfect guinea pig for this "game" (if I may dare to call it as such).

    There is no game, per se, considering you will recharge your stamina bar faster if you stand sill, that the aformentioned bar will take something around 3 to 4 minutes IRL to fill back up ; but also that, during this horrendous waiting time, you'll be stuck with "Heeeeeey" and "I'm stuuuuck" on repeat -and trust me, I've played both versions of Resident Evil 4, and even the constant huffing of Ashley in RE4R is WAY LESS annoying than this constant two lines on repeat for an entire hour.

    Oh, you may ask : "Why do you nee stamina so badly ?" Well, it's simple : every "action" you want to do -aside from masturbating, fortunately- costs a hefty amount of stamina. If you don't do some exercise, you'll be able to slap some cheeks three times max. Yeah, fascinating. Then, you're out to wait for 4 minutes before being able to clap them again. It's THIS bad.

    And the worst thing ? Your stamina bar can't reach its maximum value (or maybe it can, but I drew the line at 1 hour of standing still in front of the dumbbells and wasting 3 ENTIRE bars without having the 'strength' bar going up. I literally gave up).

    Aside from that, you can try to insert diverse objects into the NPC's legs. Wonderful. Definitely not worth your time, attention, let alone disk space.

    TL;DR : Don't. Even. Try. Everything takes way too much time and the "reward" isn't even satisfying. Try something else, for the love of everything that's R34. Seriously.
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    GeezG

    Unoptimised garbage that almost bricked my laptop. Refused to let itself be closed once it became clear it wasn't gonna run beyond 1fps. The dev should be ashamed to consider this "completed". Avoid like the plague if your PC is older than 2 years.
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    Deleted member 779276

    Same as below reviewer, you use stamina to use items and it takes like literally three minutes to fill up, i tried training in my room seeing if you can grind it out, but your strength actually goes down too, so i got it up one notch, took a shower, came back to the game and it was back to where it was, after 3 training sessions, or almost ten minutes of stamina. Sucks cause i love checking out the new 3d games to see how the vag models are built/function, but Christ on a bike wtf was the developer thinking.
  4. 1.00 star(s)

    beryn

    I really don't understand what you are supposed to do, you loose energy fast trying to use any item.
    No items I have tried yet does anything, always the same text "this is to big".
    So you can spank her and jerk off, but that is it. At the same time the constant yelling is aggravating.
    You move slower than a snail, so 99% of the gameplay is you going up, picking up an item, going down, trying to use the item, fail an repeat.
    Only item I could find that worked was the pencil, but that used the whole energy bar in around 1.5 seconds, and then it's waiting for 5 minutes to try it again.

    Massive waste of time.