VN - Ren'Py - Completed - My Caligula [v1.0] [Seraphim Creations]

Dont even know where to start with this one, everything from story to quality to choices are awfull.

Its a kinetic novel which its not tagged as, whenever you get 2 choices one leads to an idiotic game-over so you got no choices, at the very end you get an option to pick which of the 3 girls you want to end the game with and its purely made so dev dident have to put on kinetic tag, but having a single choice dosent make 99% of the hole game less kinetic.

As for story MC and some girls are crazy as fuck which is fine and could be fun IF you had any kind of input on what was going on but you just dont.
Like a girl ask who do you love most, 3 choices but picking anyone but the bitch and she shoots you and its game-over.

Renders are very low quality and very grainy at most times.

Girls are forced so you dont even have a say in sex scenes not that it matters.

Sex scenes are so bad you see nothing, maybe a pair of tits but you dont even see MCs dick once? or a pussy? its the worst porn game ive ever seen.

Its 3 gigs big? why? there is nothing and i do mean nothing that should make this game be so big, theres no animations and everything is very low quality.
It takes maybe around an hour from start to finish so its even a very short game.

Do yourself a favor and skip this one, check profiles of 5 star ratings and you will see its a 1 post ever profile, lets be nice and say its smells a lttle fishy, there is no way anyone would rate this 5 stars if they played the game.

It took me around an hour to finish the game with all three ending, and it definitely could've taken me less. There's only really three choices, and they all happen at the very end,

First and most importantly for a porn game, there is no sex. Why? Because the characters straight up don't have genitals. The creator gave only gave the girls the front half of their pussy lips (the little bit that's visible from the front), and that's it. No buttholes, no vagina, and no penis. The sex "scenes" were one or two still shots that only showed the top half of the bodies, and sometimes not even that; sometimes it would just fade to black.

The story made no sense and the writing was on par with middle school student level writing. Things just happen out of nowhere and without reason. The time skips a lot, and some "plot threads" go unanswered. You don't get a chance to get to know the characters, like if you started a series by skipping the first four seasons.

I'm assuming that if you knew who Caligula was or did, then it would make a little more sense, but I doubt it would make the game any better.

I have no fucking clue what game the people who gave this a 5 were playing, cause it for sure was not the same one I played.

I guess one thing I liked was how casual they were about consciously committing incest, but that's just a kink of mine.

A truly exceptional game .
The plot is extremely original to say the least and leaves one constantly in suspense and questioning what is "real" and what is the product of the protagonists imagination. It completely gripped me from the outset and the lewd scenes are really rather good too.

this is one of those games having false advertisement.
it says "choices driven" and it really is - the only problem is that choices are far far apart and mostly false - e.g. you get "choice" to do thing a or thing b, you chose "thing b"..beeep...wrong choice, game over, start again.
bottom line most of "choices" here are fake and are put there only for the fun (of the dev ofc), as the story is borderline kinetic.
together with mediocre art, subpar writing and immature 10yo "humor" you wont miss much if you skip this one.

that was an experience. I loved it. mc is as insane (and prob. traumatized?!) as he can be. and you really experience that first hand.
I believe that all these things that happen in this game only happen in the mind of the crazy mc. the sisters f.ex. are long dead. So the most random and weird things happen all the time. Its totally hillarious and therefore really a standout on this site.