Reviewing v0.1.2(?) or everything until the sandbox begins because that's when i gave up.
TL;DR: The game is overrated, and a major waste of time, the sandbox is confusing, the characters unlikeable, the humour is painful, the grammar is poor but readable but can be confusing for not-native english speakers. For those who want to genuinely play the game, the hint-system is not in the phone but in the calendar.
Pros
- The premise was interesting despite the oddities like the meteor stuff and the "divine syndicate" which are absurd but it's the plot, so i try to tolerate it(for me the premise is: a family moves to a farm and try to survive/pay off the debts, i don't really care for the details like the world-lore such as a meteor made of "everything that is expensive"...btw uranium is very expensive, and other toxic possibly radioactive minerals are expensive...but you don't see deathclaws or mutants XDXD)
- You can choose between Good Guy Route and Bad Guy Route(so you can say that your choices matter)
Cons
- The plot got murdered by pretty much everything related to characters, their personalities, how they were planned, every single dialogue, lazy writing, characters that we should like but they're so lame and unpleasant, and if they're meant to be so unpleasant just to tempt the players to accept to brainwash the ladies, then good job dev, because there is no reason to be nice to these awful characters(and i'm referring mostly to MC's "family"), the characters are just too awful and annoying to let them live with their "mental freedom".
-MC is the butt of every single joke, dismissed, mistreated and disrespected constantly even by those who say that they care about him. This MC could be likeable if he did react or called out people for treating him like a problem, like Bianca when MC is so weak that he can't walk(because he ploughed the field all day long until he fainted) but she drops him on the floor as soon as she sees the pumpkins and the other sister and his own mom walk over him(literally) and ignore him for like 5 lines of dialogue. Sorry but humour at a character's expense (even more when we should relate to such character or at least cheer for his success) will never be funny, insisting will make it look straight up bully.
- The graphic is very simple, but every character's face's silhouette is shaped like a 8, like oval-shaped but slightly thinner in the middle, making them a bit uncanny...the rest is just Koikatsu, which is already uncanny, like those animes meant to be in 2d but for some reason the people behind the animation of them, decide to make the characters in 3d but while everything is still in 2d...i mean, look Bastet, one of the few characters with lipstick, but in koikatsu, parts like nose and lips look like just drawn lines/underlines and the lipstick make those lines like they're highlighted with a red-marker, the nose is a line or a dot, which in anime/2d-art can work, but add the depth and both of these facial trait look weird...again it's mostly a problem of Koikatsu itself, so it's not the dev's fault...i simply wanted to vent a little, the bodies are fine tho, but koikatsu's faces are just what ruins everything, also it feels like the eyes and forehead are just too deep in the skull compared to the rest of the face...hard to explain.
Conclusion
When you think "Can this game get any worse?", you probably didn't mean it as challenge, but this game does take such a challenge and goes down hard on it, the game wants to win the challenge and it does, by literally sinking down your expectations, your interest and steal your time in the process.