VN - Ren'Py - Abandoned - My First Time [v3.0] [ItalianLover3D]

great lots of potential . like the idea of loli virgins having their first time. needs incest as always sdfsdfvsdfvdsfvdfvsdfvsdfsdfvsdfvdsdfvsdfsdfsdfvsdfvsdfdsfvsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfvsdfsdfsdfsdfvsdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsdvsdfdsfsdfdfdsfsdffvdfvdfv

I like the game, maybe because I'm Italian like the DEV...maybe because remind me some Italian movie of 70s 80s....but need to play it and try to understand the "italian sexy comedy" inspiration. I'm also a Patreon Supporter and I hope the project will go on!

Review of Episode 2

I'll be honest. I hesitated when I had to rate this game. You might think I was torn between 1 star or 2 stars, but I was actually considering a 5-star rating for this game. However, I came to my senses and remembered that most people don't share my love for terrible artistic endeavors.

The title is "My First Time" which begs the question, First time for what? First time interacting with a girl? Sure seems like it. The MC speaks like a 14 year old who learned how to seduce women by watching videos on xHamster.

This game is truly atrocious. I'm talking the worst of the worst. The 3D models look stock. The facial expressions are bizarre and remind me of the Thermians from the movie "Galaxy Quest." Everyone has cloudly dead-eyes that resemble those you'd find in a corpse. Other times, they look like mannequins. Given some of the poses, if I had been playing Kenny G on my computer, there's a good chance I would have believed I was in a JCPenny for a hot minute.

The script is a shitshow in a dumpster fire (h/t George Conway). Every woman is a sex-starved, sex-crazed caricature of a porn trope from the lowest budget porn movie ever produced. Sorry, did I say "woman"? I meant slut/bitch/whore because that's who populates this game, according to the MC. Nary a woman, but plenty of slutty mannequins for the MC to hump.

I'll be honest; this game had me howling with laughter at times. Despite all odds, the open-mouthed, walking set of labia that is supposed to be the school administrator offered a job to the unlikely-to-ever-get-laid MC and the two possible reactions were... (are you ready for this?)

• "Sure! Can't wait to start!"
• "FUCK YOU I JUST WANNA FUCK HERE! COME HERE, I'VE A BIG COCK FOR YOU BITCHES!"

No, I'm not shitting you.

Anyway, I could go on for another 10 paragraphs describing how singularly awful this game is, but I'm slowly coming to a realization. This game might be a side project of a couple of rogue Google engineers who are trying to use AI and machine learning to craft a 3D porn game. Better run that AI some more - it's not learning fast enough.

Not recommended...

... but I'm honestly gonna keep playing it because it is so hilariously bad that I'm actually deriving enjoyment from it. Hence, my 1-star/5-star rating dilemma... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I completely agree with the below rating. The story doesn't seem like it will go anywhere, and the main character is very unlikable. I suggest abandoning this project and do another - maybe consult with a writer or something for the next one.

Normally I do not believe in saying something unless I have something good to say but this game is so misogynistic and the MC is such a useless creep that I felt the need to speak out. The patreon site says that the game is supposed to be realistic, it is anything but. It is not funny. The only positive thing I can say is that some of the renders are nice. Basically I think the creators should completely rethink this and try again.