VN - Others - Completed - My Little Sister Can't Possibly Have A Hemorrhoid? [Final] [lyricbox]

My Little Sister Can't Possibly Have A Hemorrhoid does 18+ content, the way VNs should, and that means heavy emphasis on writing. Looking and sounding good are very important, no question, but this is a medium where you are supposed to read (for the most part). This VN understands this, and delivers "written porn" combined with whatever production values were available, to deliver something beyond better looking Nukiges. One day things might change, but right now VN's should stick to their strengths, and adapting a web novel is not the end of the world.

Positive:
- Premise is a win; Perverted little sister works very well; No lovers relationship (my brain and its tolerance for BS, are pleased); Best friend helps keep things interesting; Solid writing (humorous, references, lots of "siscon", addresses reader); NVL is perfect for this type of narration, and the lack of resources.

Negative:
- No proper ending is disappointing; The hemorrhoids were healed at some point, and the predicted outcome didn't occur (there's another character too); It's a VN hindered by production values, and technical aspects; There are 4 episodes, but the storytelling is limited (VN goes nowhere).

Score: 7/10. Visual novels with 18 + content don't have to be like this, but as far as i'm concerned, this is the most valid way for them to exist right now. You READ an adult VN, and "eye candy" with endless "Haaaaaaah's", and their variations is limiting the scope of what can be achieved with this medium.

(Regarding H-scenes, there's a lot of reading, a substantial part of the 18+ purpose, comes from doing that. Figure out if they are worth it, after considering such.)

Pretty entertaining kinetic novel. Short but also doesn't really have an ending.

Story 5/10

So your sister does in fact have a hemorrhoid. And you're tasked with giving her a suppository. You do over many days and it turns sexual.

Eventually you bang but your sister says no more. And it's really no more (except when she's sleeping). The rest of the story from here is slice-of-hentai-life with Miu and her best friend Kana. You're like a side story to their relationship.

The game ends abruptly without a real ending. You bang Kana and then talk with her at school the next day and title screen. ... what? No epilogue or anything.

The writing is extremely memey. Even quotes Shia LaBeouf. I generally don't enjoy this kind of writing but the situation was funny enough that I did enjoy it.

The reason the story rating is low is because of the unfinished ending. It really feels like there needs to be a 5th episode or even more.

Gameplay 1/10

It's a kinetic novel. There's no choices. You just read the story. Not even a "cum inside" "cum outside" choice.

Art 6/10

Both Miu and Kana are cute. Not drop dead bomb shells like the story itself was describing. The art style was very visual novel-esque.

As stated above the game length is short so the number of scenes is low.

There's some weird discrepancies with the art and the story. Like the story says Kana is fully naked but she clearly still has her shirt on and things like that.

Overall 5/10

This is an entertaining story that doesn't last long. If there was a proper ending and it was longer, I'm sure I would rate this game much higher.

Its the title that made me want to try this game out, and it was awesome! Wish the mc didnt get ntr'ed out of the first kiss though, made me kind of sad that she seems to like her girlfriend more than onichan though. The ending was kind of plain though, i thought there would be a hidden bonus episode but Im not sure, so ill try to search for any missing bonuses

The premise/title sounds dumb but it plays well, at least at first. You help your sister with a little medical problem that soon has you doing lewd stuff together. It plays out like it's going to be a typical incest romance VN but soon turns sideways. The sexual stuff between you two is just sex, no romance. The real romance is between her and her (female) high school friend, who she's already had plenty of experience with. You do end up taking your sister's virginity, and her friend's virginity, but in the end you're just a sexual tool for both of them. I agree with another review that said that this title needs an NTR tag.

The game is pretty short, art is nothing special and the sex scenes are not animated.

I got a lot of H-games on my pc, most of them fall into the categories of "It would be very awkward if anyone found out I had played this" or "If anyone saw me play this, I would have to kill them".
My initial thoughts, were that a game with a title such as 'My Little Sister Can't Possibly Have A Hemorrhoid' would require a whole new category of degeneracy. The fact that even the most vanilla'est of normies would know, without a shadow of a doubt, that I am an irredeemable pervert by merely reading the title, seems to support this.

I would be proven wrong tho.
I didn’t expect to experience a touching, wholesome story about a Brother's love for his adorable little sister, as well as a touching tale of two young* (18+, ofc.) girls’ friendship.
Not that it wasn’t lewd. While it was not the usual depravity-reeking perverted sexcrazed-feverdream brought to the digital medium through satanic rituals, it did get lewd enough to make me blush on occasion.

The game is separated in 4 chapters.
I didn't know/notice this when I played chapter 1, so when I came to its conclusion, I almost broke down in tears.
The game got an overall high degree of humorous, borderline dank, dialogue. It maintains a nice balance of lewdness, wholesomeness and humor, which makes it as enticing as it is engaging. This is extremely important, considering the fact that there are no choices whatsoever throughout the VN.

I enjoyed being bombarded with lines such as "It's been so long since my butt didn't hurt! It's all thanks to you, Onii-chan! Thank you!", having both the player and the MC question if what they are doing is morally bankrupt is an interesting experience.

The characters are great too, the MC is really good and his adorable lil-sister is hard to forget. Her big-tiddy loli friend is a great support character, and their relationship really stood out. I almost flipped my shit in episode 2 tho, *SPOILER* that was until i realised just how fiendish, but at the same time caring, the lil-sis could be. What might have been a reverse-rape bondage scene in a lesser VN, turned out to be MC's sister helping her bro get an (otherwise unobtainable) boobjob, helping out her curious 'friend', all the while having fun herself. *SPOILER END* While sometimes a brat, MC's sister is still the real MVP.

The story and overall humorous, wholesome atmosphere combined with the innate depravity of the situation and the lewd dialogue made me unable to look away. Both my heart and my dick beat/were beaten relentlessly throughout this game.
My biggest grudge is that it’s somewhat short, and that it lacks animations.

TLDR;
Made my dick hard and my heart soft. Great dialogue and characters.
Most quotable VN i have read in a long time.

9/10 – Came to play a porngame, was tricked into reading a porngame.

This game needs an NTR Tag. kuz legit after ep 1, you suddenly get cucked for the remainder of the game. Main Girl goes off and becomes a Lesbian while MC sits back and counts himself lucky when his Sadistic Sister decides to throw him a bone. Hell, He wouldn't have even gotten fucked in ep 3 if she didn't get stood up kuz her girlfriend got sick. Idk 3/5

First of all:
Holy shit, this one cateres to my fetishes so hard!

The little sister theme is carried out very well. Granted, the Hemorrhoid is a quite strange plot device for initiating a sexual brother/sister relationship, but it's all the more original!

Because this is a kinetic novel, there are obviously not many game-like elements to it and while I would have appreciated some choices to make, I do not fret. The story is carried out well and the sister is a freak who is borderline sexdriven.

I was found in constant arrousal the whole playthrough and although the game is rather short, I don't think my member will recover anytime soon.

The artwork is clean and polished, the facial expressions and the stile and character designs are super hot!

I wished the game (at least the lewd scenes) were animated though., but you can't have it all.

I'm no native speaker, but from my point of view the english was very good.

There are various funny parts, which didn't substract from the sexual tension at all.

I didn't realize any bugs.

Overall a really good game, if you are into loli/sister stuff. I wish I could tell my friends without having to come out as the total perv I really am.

If you are into little sister stuff, dig in!

5/5

This is one of the best H-games I have ever played. Period.

while this game has a less than appealing title, the game’s art, story and especially dialogue really makes the game worth playing.

The game’s CG is exquisite, it both cute and hot, and better yet, it’s uncensored! The only thing that brings it down is the lack of animation, but that isn’t a big deal.

But what really matters is the dialogue; which is to say, perfect. The humorous tone really lends the game well; as it makes the story featuring incest and non-con (kinda?) feel so much more wholesome and light hearted. Many of the lines of dialogue between the characters are 100% quotable, and not only engages me to read the text (something a lot of games don’t do) but leaves me laughing out loud.

Overall this game definitely hits the spot perfectly between being a fun game that isn’t afraid to be a bit silly, and being an actual H-game with scenes, a story and everything else. My only complaints are that there could be animations and that there could be more overall, but these are small potatoes.

8/10 has a little something for everyone

Just a warning to those that are put off by loli...this is pure loli. When I do indulge in this sort of thing, I absolutely require that there be no coercion of the girl, that this passes that test superbly. She is totally into it but with a charming reservation and innocence.

The writing and artwork are done very well and even the sex sounds, which so often are off putting in Asian titles, is appealing.

I only dropped a star because there is no animation, and not having that makes it a bit less fappable for those of us who are jaded.

Overall, well worth a download if you are into incest with an adorable sibling who is eager to experience the joy of sex with her brother.

Its a visual novel only with no gameplay including choice which only reason I dropped 1 star.

The writing and artwork are great and despite the title it doesn't go there at all. The humor doesn't let up from start to finish.

Did get the feeling was going to be more chapters with evolving relationship between sisters BF and MC plus introduction of a bad guy late with a grudge, almost as if this was a prequel to something more. Really hope so because the little sis is very very dangerous in a wonderful way.

Not sure if intentional but every chapter explores grey areas between implied consent/non consent and verbal consent/non consent without ever getting dark.

Better than i ever anticipated with that frickin title (As i look up what 'Hemorrhoid' looks like). At first, i expected everything to went badly wrong and makes me regret downloading this but its not. Everything is goddamn beautiful it brought me to the verge of tear (and etc

I'm not usually a VN person, wall of text just puts me off. But the title of the game got to me so I had to try...

... and the writing is GOLD.

Sees lil sis' crotch for the first time:
"it was hard to believe that pink wrinkle of flesh was the exit for waste. It was like a flower bud."

Oookaayyy Shakespeare!

Caught masturbating by lil sis:
"I had lost something really important in an instant. The people witnessing the stock market crash in the 80s must've felt the same way."

I don't believe I've laughed that hard towards a porn before in my life.

The accompanying art is great too btw.