My New Family [Christmas Special] [Killer7]
Plot:
A young man reconnects with his mother and sisters after being forced to live with his alcoholic father since childhood.
Graphics:
Honey Select but not the good kind that is used in modern games that use that engine or its successor.
Renders feel flat, and the lighting is also very badly executed.
SFX and Music:
No SFX at all and the music is standard royalty free stuff grabbed from YT.
Story:
The MC is on his way to his mother’s house while reflecting on his youth living with his alcoholic father and later with his cheating GF. How everything happened to him and how it all went to shit. He is actually contemplating suicide at that moment.
From this you might think that the story is interesting. A son reconnecting with his lost mother? An alcoholic father that isn’t dead that lurks in the shadows?
WRONG!
The story is the most boring interpretation of 'slice of life' ever written. There isn’t much else to say. The MC basically meets family member after family member and falls in love with them.
I wouldn’t even have a problem with that BUT the MC is as boring as the story or the lack thereof.
Writing:
The writing is terrible. In sense of grammar and writing style. It’s full of what some here call Engrish. Most jokes aren’t funny or are just cringe.
The MC:
He is probably the biggest problem this game has. He is the most boring MC I’ve ever seen.
He has no sense of personality and he is so stupid that it borders on retardation.
The game intro mentions that he has a degree of some sort. I can’t imagine someone as stupid as this MC having any academic success at all.
Maybe he is talking about his career as pen assembler at the place for the special people. /jk
Who knows... it's never mentioned every again.
He is a yes-man simp that says sorry constantly for things that aren’t his fault. He is passive and has no initiative. Most of his vocabulary consists of: "Uhm", "Sure", "What?" and "...". or a combination of them like "Uhm... What?"
I especially like "…". Where even the dev had no idea how to fill the empty head of this MC.
This limits dialogue in the game drastically because it’s mostly the LIs talking to the MC, but it never really feels like two people talking to each other. His inner monologue isn’t any better either.
The LIs:
They are mostly bland as well but still way more fleshed out than the MC.
You have for the main cast:
- Becca - the abused mother
- Mary - the slutty aunt
- Sandra - the loving and caring little sister
- Lucy - the tsundere little sister
- Alice - the shy and innocent little sister
- Maddie - the tough but caring cousin
There are some side girls as well, but many of them feel like pump n’ dump, unfortunately.
Some of them are quite cute. Like the adorable Sun. Which doesn’t get enough screen time.
The only one that I really liked is Sandra. She is the harem enabler and IMHO the best girl in the game by far.
The Sex:
Stock Honey Select animations. Boring but I could live with that. What ruins it though are the terrible angles the dev is using. In 99% of the scenes, you can’t see anything. It’s so bad that this game borders on being softcore. Given that this is mostly an incest game it’s also lacking in the ‘taboo’ factor. There is hardly any ‘spicy’ incest dialogue during the sex scenes.
Conclusion:
I get what the dev was trying to do. He tried to create a wholesome incest family harem game.
Where this game fails is the terrible execution.
The terrible MC that is not only super boring with zero personality but also cringe inducingly stupid.
A story that is as engaging as watching paint dry. The game is also very long. Which makes it even more boring. It’s thousands and thousands of lines of text and nothing really happens.
The sex scenes are also really bad. Not because of the stock animation but because the dev decided to make them bad.
The only thing I really like about this game is MCs little sister Sandra, because she has the type of personality I like. The rest is really boring, and I would advise to play something else.
I give this game two stars, because the dev tried and because I like one LI.