RPGM - My New Life: Revamp [v0.96] [Beggar of Net]

I can't express how much I hate this game. If you are looking for a strong, determined or at least brave protagonist, this game is not for you. You let yourself be trampled over and over and over again that loses grace. Apparently everyone humiliates you as they please. The only good thing is the models and some animations, the rest is grinding and enduring how they hit you over and over again

Version: 0.89
Great idea, bad implementation. The game is good in terms of story. Also animations and sex are nice. Even animations sometimes looks buggy. But man, this game is so grindy. I spent hours playing for a sex scene even if I played with cheat mode. Moreover, the game is full of bugs. If you're going to play, definitely get the bugfix. You will still encounter errors. Even though English is not my native language, I understood the grammar mistakes in the game. The main character is so lame, he always gets beat up and calls for help. The game has features such as dating and minigames. There are even relationship points sometimes (I've never seen it work).
But most of them are not implemented properly. I give this game 3 stars instead of 2.5 stars. Because we can't give half star. To summarize, if you have a lot of time and the mentality to handle a lot of grind, definitely play it.

In Summary: If only the dev gave a shit.

The game itself has so very much potential, and it fails because of small things not large ones. The art and animation are livable, maybe not fantastic, but good enough. Character designs are fun and enjoyable. The story is not terrible, and at times could even be called engaging, at least towards the beginning. However....

The dev does not care, this is the classic, stretch this as long as possible to extort patreon bucks. And as the game goes on and on, it becomes more and more evident. Bugs aren't tended to, and boy are there a lot of them. Text becomes less and less descriptive. Sometimes even being riddled with grammar and spelling errors. Many missions end up just being solved by 'This guy has what you want, randomly!' which is a far cry from any sort of story telling or enjoyment. The dating mechanic needs a bit more work to be actually fun and not a chore, even just some flavor text thrown in would do it wonders. In fact the majority of the game could use some more flavor text just to make it feel less shallow.

There is so, so, so much potential that could be done with this. But it is ultimately handicapped by the fact that the developer simply doesn't care. As it stands right now, the patreon has over a thousand people subscribed, and the dev is simply not providing a service that is worthwhile. I have read that he refuses to take on anyone else to help with his project as he wishes to keep the money. Writers are cheap, and this game desperately, desperately needs a writer.

Decided to give this game another go and...

I can't believe this is REVAMP. I can't even imagine how bad the original was, because this is still grindy as hell. Even with the cheat mod, you will find yourself going to the same place over and over again to find stuff and talk to people while doing meaningless tasks. This is the ultimate walking simulator, a great example of why some people despise RPGM.

Without the cheat mod with the teleport and change time functions, you will probably have a mental breakdown. The bug fix is also a necessity because the dev doesn't bother to fix stuff himself. Yet you still may find black screens and screen freezes.

Now, the story and the characters. It's pretty simplistic. The MC is a seducer simply because he has a big penis. Dialogues are presented as "oh my gawd what a penis". But at the same time that the MC enchants women just with the size of his cock, he is also a wimp. There are unavoidable scenes of women getting raped and he just runs away to get help. Not to mention he almost got raped by a guy too. There are also unavoidable scenes like seeing your stepsister sucking another guy's cock. And all of those women are potential sex interests. If you hate wimpy protagonists and seeing other guys with the girls, you've been warned.

As it was said in previous reviews, almost every female character is thicc. But it's so exaggerated here. Some don't even look human anymore with those thighs and boobs. And the MC is so tiny compared to them (he's almost shota). It looks pretty ridiculous sometimes. Not to mention that you can't pause some sex scenes, they progress automatically. Other sex scenes have an unnecessary pleasure gauge (fill your pleasure meter and the woman's pleasure meter type of thing). It doesn't exactly make fapping sessions easy.

I also hate the Japanese (JAV/hentai) voices during the sex scenes. The Japanese teenage girl moaning doesn't exactly match some characters in this Western game and they sometimes ended up having two voices.

With so much content, this game had so much potential. The dev truly created a small world in this. But the execution is horrible. Kinda unforgivable since this is REVAMP.

I don't recommend this game.

(version 087) This game can be better. Right now, it has a lot to offer. It covers many fetishes, so almost every one can enjoy this title. The story is surprisingly good. It really captivated me to continue. The renders are not made with the best or newest tools, but they fulfill their purpose. The Render are also plentiful. When it comes to the animations, i would say that they are average. The gameplay is ok. Right now, it seems the author implemented some sort of endgame content or something but it’s not ready yet. Now to the bugs. I encountered my fair share of bugs. Some were minor but some were major. At the end i encountered a soft lock of sorts so there’s that. But most of the bugs can be avoided or fixed by loading the last save. The translations are not good, but most of the time you get the message. And at other times the translation was missing completely. A few times i had problems finding out what, and where to do something, this mixed with bad English made some parts annoying., so i had to google my through some parts. I am giving it 4 stars because i spent a lot of time playing it, and i liked it. Sometimes bugs, bad English, and or bad game design cockblocks you but i can look past that. I hope this developer can furnish this game and make it 5 stars.

Why this game sucks? By Me:

The dance clips with voer the top proportions and the the typical thing where the shourlders shrink, make me cringe, and i dont know if this is a feature that could make someone as a developer proud, but those dances give me bad goosebumps.

Over the top proportions all the way in 90% of the females turn me off more than anything.
The MC is at least for the first 45 minutes of the game a total waste of a person, and during the first 45 minutes of the game he gets kicked in the balls twice, by male a female, ge gets hated for no reason by his "sister" and another female and has to tolerate a pushy nemesis without even a small hint of a comeback.

For the first 45 minutes he also fails to make a 2 girls cum, and he plays videogames and sleeps as method of problem solving, more than half of those, without the player involved. I would say the beggining of the game needs some tunning, to mmke it more engaging (wel this is a revamp version already and wont happen) cause i wanted to rip my insides off, and the early sex scenes are a total failure.

What made me stop playing this? after enduring for 45 minutes expecting a small light at the end of the tunnel, i had to watch one of those dance videos, that i know they are difficult to make if they are custom, and very easy to make if they are ripped from mixamo, and after that the MC decided to masturbate his massive Boa constrictor dick, and that just ended my patience, Why? Cause the previous "sex scene" was this mc sucking one girls tits, in a way that looked like benny hill sketch without the music.

And i came to this game willingly and expecting, but this worthless and hung kid Mc, and the amount of cows threw me off.
Special mention the navigation with the W button, and the book of face kind of under delivering.

Amazing graphics and sex scenes some characters well done some of them just morons exist to just make you suffer other than that good game.

I know every game same when comes to characters or mc they always morons or weak beings nothing more than fools who ruins game and some of them really annoying make you drop game sadly this one suffers same thing too your sister moron if not for you she gonna become whore nothing more.

Game not that hard or annoying but really hard to play without guide i am not gonna lie i always lost in the game start think to this is glich or bug ? but nope you need guide for that.

Dont use cheat too much that gonna break game so be careful.

There lot of sex scenes here with amazing graphics for me not gonna lie that just worth 5/5 star but with other problems for me i can give 4 star or little below 3.7 star still this game dont deserve less than 3 star like i saying here story and characters really annoying some times so you need to understand that if you wanna this game other than that i dont think there bad things in game yeah if you wanna tip use guide and dont use cheat too much.

Btw i love Lucy she stands out from others as a chracter and she is really well done.

For last one i can say game is really big and massive sadly that creates bug and gliches so if all of this problems solved in the future i think this game gonna be 5/5 with everything.

This is easy one o my top 5 games. yes it has some bugs, but to be honest all of the game have as well, love the animations and the variety of characters.
The really big problem for me right now is the galery mod in a big game like this you really need to get it working properly, other than that good job easy 5 stars.
(sry for bad english not main language)

This is an average game at best, it falls into the same trap many major projects suffer through which is character bloat, poor English, grindy gameplay and insane amount of bugs.

There's a huge list of characters, so many to tick whatever box you want when it comes to fetishes however it's another wide as an ocean deep as a puddle situation. Absolute majority of NPCs will not have many scenes even the main girls are pretty lacklustre considering how long this game has been in development.

And that's not to mention the game design and overly annoying mechanics, if you have a character in mind you wanna interact with then enjoy slogging through 20 or so quests until you're finally allowed to interact with them. The maps are huge but empty, there are fast travel systems but it still does nothing to lower the annoyance of walking back and forth in so many areas. It's the reason why so many people dislike RPGM games when you're forced to run a marathon.

As for scenes they're not bad and not good, too many clipping and excessive moaning coupled with 1-2 sec loops just makes you wanna spam the skip button in most cases.

There are many things I like about this game, the story line is interesting, I like the variety of models and I actually like the TK17 renders. The creator main language is nor English and you can notice that so now and then, which is perfectly fine. But what some people might not like is that he so now and then mixes up English with Spanish. I am a native Spanish speakers so that does not bother me but I imagine some will be annoyed by this. There is also a lot of grinding, a lot of grinding but if you use the cheat mode then it become a lot better. There is some hypocrisy in the MC actions. However this game has a lot of potential, even with all the mentioned issues it delivers a lot of interesting gaming and some highly enjoyable renders.

This is one is the very good rpgm games . Love the animation and the storyline is excited though. And above all the female characters of the game is just glorious. just keep it up and create more such games.

It hard for me to give this game such a low rating since this is one of my favorite games on this site. After clocking in about 20 hours with version 0.86, I can honestly say the game in its current state is almost unplayable.

Pros:

1. Lots of sexual content with a bunch of different characters. The game does constantly reward the played with sex scenes so that's a plus.
2. An interesting mafia story, the game at least attempts to be interesting.
3. The characters are for the most part consistent with how they act.

This is all I can say that stuck out to me as positive with this game. Now with the bad, and oh boy is this game bad.

Cons:

1. The grind in this game is pretty bad. You know how I said the game has a lot of sexual content? Well trying to unlock that content is not fun, the game will constantly have you repeat the same task over and over again. The story also suffers from this since your constantly trying to get from one place to another for the dumbest of reasons which ruins the pace.
2. It can take up to hours to unlock scenes for certain characters because they are stuck behind the main/school story quest, which you have to do first. This wouldn't be so bad if the story wasn't dragged down by its gameplay.
3. The game is super buggy so your forced to save after every character interaction in case the game freezes.
4. At least half of the Individual character quests aren't interesting at all, which is kind of ok if your only in it for the sex scenes in that case I would recommended loading up someone else save and not even bother with playing the game.

Their are a million of other things that I can say about this game but it would honestly just be too long of a review. In its current state it just isn't worth playing unless you have a lot of free time on your hands, and can look past its flaws.

I gave this game 3 out of 5 stars.

There’s lots to do in it but that’s because I found this late. Still I like it when I have a lot to do. The women are plenty and beautiful but are all pretty thick in the thighs. Not complaining though. But the best thing about this in my opinion is the story. I’m actually more invested in the story than the sex scenes. I want to see how the MC will take over the city as it’s new mafia boss.

What is giving this game that average score is the bugs. There’s plenty of them.

Great game a lot of content not too much grinding and there's a cheat mod that gets regularly updated if you care and some grinding (like the jobs) are needed to unlock new scenes.
However the game can be quite buggy and it can be easy to get hard locked its very recommended to follow the guide to avoid as many issues as possible.
however every update brings a new set up bugs.
Otherwise its a great game and 3d models are pretty good.

This game is one of the best on this site! Literally a ton of content. Hours of gameplay. Lots of girls to fuck. Always a new mechanic, a new minigame. Yes, there are bugs with every new release. But they are always corrected and remembering, this is still a product in development.

duno why but ive always enjoyed this game, baring things like subverse there are not many better games feels like it has more soul than many others like it dudes could look a little more manly but that's about it

Beg has always been a favorite developer of mine here. Are their bugs from time to time? Sure. Most of the time if you look there are quick fixes that iron it out quickly.

Hands down, one of the best adult games that exists and one of my personal favorites. Hours of gameplay, great models that are unique and different from the usual fare due to using Klub17 instead of the overused Daz3D or HS, the story draws you in and keeps you captivated from sometimes serious events to playful funny events, and the game updates at a consistent pace which is something very few game devs manage to do.

the new gang content with forming your team and developing your rep is an amazing touch, also Lucy WOW.

this is truly a top five game and will always be one I look out for as I have never left disappointed and generally cannot wait until the next release

The content is great but that means nothing when it's sitting in a bug-ridden mess. Multiple game-breaking crashes in the early parts of the game on v0.86. It's a shame, it was pretty stable some time ago but I cant play 30min without hitting a bug now. Do not play without access to saves and/or cheats.

Also bear in mind that 90% of the 3+ star reviews are from people who have been playing this game since forever (seriously, read the reviews, they talk about loving the dev or playing parts of it multiple times). You are more than likely not going have the same experience as them. Don't listen to the people saying this game gets fixes - it does (by a 3rd party lmao) but it's still broken as shit. I don't doubt that those people have had a great experience (just speaking statistically, it would be more odd if no one was reporting good experiences because it really seems to be down to random chance on how your experience will be) but this game has fucked itself so bad through time that it is highly unlikely new players can enjoy it.

This is easy one o my top 5 games. yes it has some bugs, but to be honest all of the game have as well, love the animations and the variety of characters.
The really big problem for me right now is the galery mod in a big game like this you really need to get it working properly, other than that good job easy 5 stars.
(sry for bad english not main language)

Love this fucking game. Lots of quests and content. You can play it for hours. I've actually never found the end of the game. A lot of the content is repeatable, but the story quests are also very expansive. I've never found the end of the game, it usually updates before I finish it but I'm not super hardcore about gaming. The only thing I think it's missing is a pregnancy system, but maybe that will come at some point. Try it out.