I don't actually hate the game, but I need to be honest that it's bad.
1/5 playtime about 536 seconds according to my end screen.
PSA: installation required. Play the online version if you don't want to install and then most likely have to uninstall it later.
You click hearts and upgrade buttons accordingly. That's it. At least you have to move around to get the hearts and it isn't just a stationary button called gameplay (looking at you clicker games). But the gameplay gets really old really fast.
The H content is a POV strip and masturbation at the bottom that takes up 15% if the screen. Not really getting the ol' soldier to stand at attention.
The game is a nice time waster that doesn't stay long at least. Don't let this review keep you from trying it though.
1/5 playtime about 536 seconds according to my end screen.
PSA: installation required. Play the online version if you don't want to install and then most likely have to uninstall it later.
You click hearts and upgrade buttons accordingly. That's it. At least you have to move around to get the hearts and it isn't just a stationary button called gameplay (looking at you clicker games). But the gameplay gets really old really fast.
The H content is a POV strip and masturbation at the bottom that takes up 15% if the screen. Not really getting the ol' soldier to stand at attention.
The game is a nice time waster that doesn't stay long at least. Don't let this review keep you from trying it though.