Flash - No Vacancy [v0.26] [PalmarianFire]

i like this game because is unique and very well done. i like the animations and that u can change the pov in some scenarios. alos i like that this game allow you to play with 2 characters and change them whenever u want

To tell you the truth, there's is probably a single person who paid for this, and I just played it for free without paying good ol' Palmarianfire twat a single penny and I feel no shame in doing that.


Sometimes I dream of starting my own game with which I could skam furries simply because the guy has already released several No-Vacancies, and the remake version has up to whopping 10% of content the original one had AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS CRAP. WITH ACTUAL MONEY ON PATREON MONTHLY FOR A GAME THAT IS NOT EVEN UPDATED EVERY MONTH. (well, it's a single dollar actually)

Overall - average animation quality but poor drawing, great scene builing but very few scenes themselves, I'd give it a 2.5 If I could if it was f2p, but unfortunately it isn't

Play it, enjoy it, but don't pay for this crap. Let the others suffer.

At best, it's okay, at worst, it's an outdated game on a platform that's soon to be antiquated. No Vacancy has had a few iterations over the last 6 years, and to be frank, the older versions were better; they had much more content. The artwork has remained close to the same for the last half decade and there's no sign of that changing any time soon. My biggest complaint is that Palmarianfire relies solely on commissions for the game's content, rather than adding things that he wants. Nobody would complain at the aspect of more content. If you only rely on commissions to add content to a project, then the project will either: A.) take way too long to complete or B.) never get completed at all.

Decent art if not a little inconsistent. Some of the scenes are unique, and there arnen't enough furry games that don't just exclusively focus on either a male or female protag along with strictly straight or gay sex. Some of the positions/scenes are unexpected and pretty fun.

Overall, there isn't much to do at all. The game is quite boring, and the dialogue comes across as Tumblr-roleplay-esque. This is a problem with a lot of furry games; just because the characters are fantastical and unrealistic doesn't mean they can't have a normal, believable dialogue. "Hello", "Hi, let me make a quick pun about my appearance then let's do it", "Okay sounds good top or bottom?".

Every character being an absolute slut gets pretty old after a while, I'd even take a small fetch-quest before getting into some pants at least to pad the length and make all the random sex seem more believable. One person with AIDs could cripple the entire furry world society in a few days, it seems.

The main issue is development. This game has been being worked on for about six years now and honestly hasn't come along too far. Relying on commissions/donations isn't going to get a game finished, and it really seems the project's passion relies on money rather than creativity or genuine interest. I sound entitled, I'm sure, but set up a Patreon or something and then release content monthly if it's cash holding you back. People would pay.

I'll update this review if anything major changes with this game. Shame about the (seemingly) wasted opportunities almost every furry hentai game turns out to be.

This is a game that I remember seeing when I first discovered what Flash based porn even was. Back then, the quality of both the "game" and the art were acceptable, as very few things looked different than this.

It's 2020 now, and not only does the art still look absolutely atrocious, but the animations remain horrendously basic, and worst of all...there's even less content readily available than there used to be! This isn't even the only game like this, as most (mostly furry based) games in which people can pay to have their OC's featured, you'll find a 2-3 stage animation of juvenile quality that never improves, even 5+ years later.

I will never understand games like this, let alone the people who support the creators of these. Art tastes are always a personal preference, but low effort isn't. One look at the art in this game proves how little the developer either cares, or is capable of, and playing it only furthers that.

The game's not bad. Artwork is smooth, animations are pretty smooth, and the characters are hot~! Palmarian REALLY outdid themselves. Only wish it wasn't behind a paywall but glad that this site is here to help with that.

Note: I will say that the male version of this game IS good. Not great, but it's good. Easily 3 stars. It's nothing unique, it's the standard furry hypre dick stuff. Another HTH style clone. Perfectly passable for those who are into it.

However, I will mostly be tearing into the "female version", which is a complete fucking dumpsterfire. (Compared to the male.) The way I rate things, is that "The score cannot go above the lowest rating.". (I do not always use this method. But I am in this case. For example: If graphics are 4, gameplay is 3, animation is 4, content is 3 and sound is 1, the total score would be 1. Not 3.
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And since I specifically "got the game" to play as female, but can't, I will rate it objectively based on that. (To make a comparisson: If I got a specific fantasy RPG to play a magic user. But the "enemies scale" to my level. To a point where all enemies are 100 % magic immune at a certain level... I'm not gonna rate that game with sparkling colors because "it works" end game if you play as a physical attacker. If I literally can't "finish the game" because I picked the "wrong character", I will rate it as such. With that out of the way, lets move on:

Story: Not much to say here. Very standard porn. Nothing to comment on. Your character is at plot point A, that allows for sex.

Originality: None. It's just a HTH clone.

Sound: It's okay.

Playability: For the male: It's good. You have some variety to pick from. You can fuck dudes or chicks. Be top or bottom. You always cum.
For the female: It's a complete fucking dumpster fire. It says "female version", but you PLAY AS MULTIPLE MALES. There's 0 orgasm scenes. And you can't fuck other girls. Because: "There's no male to pleasure". It's literally just "No Vacancy; More males version".

Performance: No real issues here. It's a bit of a hassle to back out of scenes you might not have interest in.

Animations: They're alright, pretty bog standard.

Grammar: Pretty cheesy. But nothing too out of the ordinary.

Amount of content: For the male PC. A LOT.
For the female PC: Jack shit. He somehow took ALL the supposed female scenes, and made them more male scenes. Either by letting you play as another male and/or making you the NPC. There's no female unique scene*. (There IS one. But its unfinished and doesn't have a climax.)
Atop that: There's dozens of different penis models. But only one vag they copy paste. Because they were too lazy to make any. (And yes, I am aware most of these are commissions. But that doesn't excuse the initial lack of content.)

One of the best comparisons I can make for this game. Is that if this was a pokemon game: If you pick the male trainer: The game plays as normal. If you pick the female trainer: You get game over if you win a fight, and only get xp and progress in the game by losing every encounter.

So, to wrap this up: The male verison of the game is okay. The female one is a trainwreck. Don't offer a "female version", if you don't intend to deliver an actual female version. There's not a SINGLE scene in the ENTIRE game that caters to, or is even made for the female PC. Yet, if you play the male. You have quite a number of them. A game shouldn't do a total 180 content wise. You don't go from "What NPC do you want to get oral from?" to "What male NPC do you want to play as or give oral too?".