Unity - Completed - Oh No! The Swing Girl’s Masturbation Grand Strategy [v1.0] [kosya]

Honestly... There's no game here.

You're expected to rotate your mouse around to have her swing and earn points, while avoiding people spotting her lewdness during the day.

But it is so utterly basic and unpolished that when the girl's sanity drops to zero, you get no feedback, nothing, the game just keeps going. You just stop earning points.

What do you do with the points? Ehh... buy gear to make her orgasm faster?

Yeah, no. Seriously, making her orgasm is not even satisfying. There is literally nothing for you to see here except one poorly executed animation loop that you have to manually wind up.

For real, don't bother.

the game is so-so, only one animation for the whole game and no gameplay. Only it is drawn well and voiced not badly.
You just have to sit and twist the mouse for 30 seconds, well and you can dress it differently and that's it, there are no other actions.

buggy mess - the game doesnt even have the option to change into daytime mode to do anything if you play on the "wrong" resolution.

add to that the ai-generated art and the general low-effort vibe and you'll realize this is prime AI-slop and should not even be uploaded here, because literally any other game is more deserving of being seen than this is.

It's fun for around 30sec, (the time it takes to unlock everything), then it's just a boring scene viewer with AI art.

You click with left mouse button go up and down. When pedestrian come, right click to close legs and prevent sanity loss, that's it.

There is damn near nothing to do in this "game", so I have no idea why anyone else would want to play it... and once you learn its secret, you'll barely want to play it either. All you have to do is wiggle your mouse left and right instead of drawing the large circles the game demands of you. Doing this, it took me less than thirty seconds (I checked, I used a timer in Vegas Pro) from entering "daytime mode" to buying my first and most crucial item, the blindfold for 1500 points. After that, earning enough to buy the rest of the items took barely another thirty... and with every item equipped and some quick wrist flicks, you can make the girl cum literally once every second.

But by that point, what is there to even do? The second time you enter daytime mode, all the pedestrians have mysteriously disappeared; and even if they hadn't, you could simply hold RMB the entire time to cross your legs and eliminate all challenge and potential sanity loss.

Please don't waste your time here. Find a nice platformer or first-person shooter to play or something, not this glorified 300MB fidget toy.

The name is longer than the game.

H-content: 5
For what it's supposed to be, it's very well designed and polished; it's a shame it's so short.

Gameplay: 3
Very short, 5 minutes and that's it.
There's a very annoying bug where pedestrians eventually disappear. Restart the game and they'll return.

Therefore, being generous, 4 stars.