Ohhh Bananas!!!

donkrey

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Jul 12, 2019
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Here, here, here we go,
so he's finally here,
presenting himself for you,
if you read these words,
you can reply it too,

Put away your hand , and stop to fap,
as I take you through, this monkey rap!

Huh!
DK, Donkrey Krong!!

He's the writter, you still don't know him well,
he's posting well, without fail,
his Banana Gun makes his pride,
he grabes it when he does his pastime,
his gun gets bigger, taller, and stronger too,
it is the most important member of the DK crew!

Huh!
DK, Donkrey Krong!
DK, Donkrey Krong posts here!

For this Kong English isn't his native language,
it French and he is Swiss, what a mingebag,
he loves hentai, specially the hardcores ones ,
the corrupted and femdom style provokes him white wine!
You can date me, I'm male quite young,
In couple with my hand, but I'm one cool Kong!

Huh!
DK, Donkrey Krong!
 
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Sedid

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Quite the original intro (y). Welcome Donkrey Krong!