Okay. Let me start off by saying that I don't think I have ever written a review for anything before. I don't just mean on this website. I mean literally anything; products I've bought, movies I've watched, video games I've played, etc. What I'm trying to say is, I am by no means a professional reviewer. I've seen other people rate games on this site in a clear, systemic manner (listing things they liked and disliked about the game with bullet points, rating different aspects of the game separately, etc.). I'm not gonna do that. My review is gonna be a lot more..."spiritual", rather than "logistical", if that makes any sense.
That being said, holy shit. This is the greatest adult game I have ever played in my life. Just a few minutes ago, I beat my third playthrough of the game. And I literally only beat my first playthrough exactly 1 month ago (and it's not a short game by any means).
I guess the most important part of an adult visual novel are the girls. If the girls aren't attractive, what's the point in playing? Well, no need to worry about that for this game. The girls in this game are absolutely gorgeous, especially the main two. Not only that, but they have loveable personalities. They very quickly grow on you and you begin to genuinely care for them, and not just see them as a means to nut. The girls in this game are easily the most memorable you can find on this entire site, in my opinion.
Then there's the story. When you download a game on this site, you think you're downloading a sex game. When the game is tagged as a visual novel, you think, "Oh, okay. It's a sex game with a mediocre story sprinkled in. Still a sex game. I just wanna see some titties". That's exactly what I thought as I was downloading this game. And when I started, I was pleasantly surprised to find that the game didn't just immediately dump you into sex scenes like other VNs do. It actually takes a decent amount of time to get to the first sex scenes, and even longer to get to actual intercourse. But that time isn't spent just dicking around. It's building the story, which is the best one I've ever played on this site.
And of course, I cannot go without mentioning the humor. This game is fucking hilarious. There were moments in this game that had me gasping for air. This game has a perfect mix of seriousness and light-heartedness
I have played a lot of games on this site. Many of which I have loved. But I never felt compelled to write a review of any of them. If I didn't like a game, I'd just delete it and move on. If I liked or even loved a game, I'd just keep it to myself. But I love this game so much that I feel an obligation to give it a 5-star review.
Something else I have never done is sign up for a developer's Patreon. I always thought, "yeah, some of these games are pretty good, but I'd never spend real-world money on them. I'll let other people do that". Well earlier this month I signed up for the developer's $10 Patreon tier, and this is probably the only developer on this site I am going to do that for because this game is just that good. And seeing as how his next game, "Eternum", is supposed to be similar in style, but "bigger and better", you bet your ass I wanna put money towards supporting that.
So yeah, that's my review. Probably the only review I'll ever bother leaving on this site. I think that fact says more than the 5 stars ever could.