Unity - Completed - OnlyFap Simulator 3 [Final] [BanzaiProject]

  1. 1.00 star(s)

    Tellemar

    From the people who brought you OnlyFap2, it's OnlyFap3! If you clicked this thinking, "well, it can't be any worse than the last one" I admire your optimism. It is absolutely worse than the last one.

    Take on the role of a blue-haired camgirl posting nudes onto Al Gore's internet in the hopes of making it big. You cannot write a decent post to save your life, but you make up for it by being hot*. Gameplay consists of clicking to generate money. Once you have enough money, you can spend it to be more efficient at clicks, or to liberate yourself from the tedium of clicking. The only minor innovation here is the presence of two types of currency. Cash lets you upgrade your clickiness, but subscribers are what you require to actually generate more posts. As your subscriber numbers go up, the blue-haired camgirl with the vacant stare will churn out posts automatically. Eventually however, your subscriber level will plateau and you can only lift the cap by giving your subscribers what they want: furniture! For some reason this is the gate that unlocks four more posts. Only then can your subscriber count rise again.

    There's also the novel addition of a below average endless runner type minigame. Consider how bad the typical endless runner minigame is. This does not reach that level. Jump over and crouch under far more interesting sex toys than the ones you actually employ to earn essentially zero money and subscribers. Even at the beginning, the currency you would gain is far, far less than anything you might earn from just clicking or upgrading. The only advantage is that it makes things slightly less tedious, which is an extremely low bar this minigame somehow still struggles to cross.

    The posts you unlock are a series of tepid photos and 4 second long clips of basic poses and using sextoys. No actual dicking is involved at any point, probably because your character cannot lure a man into the neon hellscape she has crafted for herself. There is exactly one (1) girl/girl scene with "@jess" right at the end. I found myself clicking on her username in the hopes that it would take me to what could only be a more interesting page, but alas. Then you receive a photo declaring that you're the top model on the site, presumably as the result of some technical glitch that deleted everyone else's profile.

    *ish
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    avek

    Not only adult content is just bunch of generic AF CGs that you will get anywhere, the actual gameplay is the worst idle/incremental game I have ever played.

    Wow, it is just freaking bad. How that is even positive on steam is beyond my comprehension.