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HTML - Paradise: Unleash Your Desires [v0.6.1] [Peanut Games]

  1. 2.00 star(s)

    AllThePornBelongToUs

    Unfortunately this game didn't make any sense what so ever.
    You have to grind to get corruption, to get corruption you need money to buy stuff. When you have enough money to purchase items to do more things that require corruption you don't need corruption because working had your corruption raise to a level when it's not needed...
    Also the few scenes which are available were repeated all the time making the "porn" aspect of the game boring as well.

    Unfortunately this game is fundamentally wrong and I don't see how it'll change. Perhaps a relaunch at some stage but for now It's just not worth our time.

    v0.6.1
  2. 1.00 star(s)

    Joe Steel

    No. Just no. This is a game made by a developer who has not at all considered what they want the player to do, let alone make the "doing" the slightest bit fun. It is possible that there is a plot, but there's no evidence of that. The UI is superficially attractive but extraordinarily inefficient. The pictures are real porn and not jarringly bad, but they have the limitation of being real porn and so not well-integrated into the text.

    This toad could turn into something approximating a prince if the dev would vastly streamline gameplay and add plot.
  3. 1.00 star(s)

    Satori6

    Exceedingly grindy.

    I don't know what's with this trend of attempting to disguise the lack of content with unnecessary grind mechanics.

    As an example, before you can use a yoga mat at home, you need to do 10 yoga training sessions at the gym, for reasons.
    Moving from your room to the gym takes SEVEN clicks, and there isn't any content in any of those screens: you're just clicking to navigate, because of course there's no map. 90% of the "gameplay" is like that: just clicking button after button to get to the desired location, grind some stat, and then click another hundred times to go to sleep.

    The game has arbitrary restrictions; eg - it won't let you sleep during the day, because I guess that's something no human ever does.

    Half of the areas do nothing: there's a balcony that you can use only to get some fluff "you got some fresh air" message. What's the point of that?

    There's a bar where every single option leads to an empty "WIP" screen. Like... why would you even add that for?

    Activities have arbitrary restrictions. For example, if I try to go jogging, it says that I cannot increase my fitness that way. Welp, I better tell all my jogger friends that they should quit.

    Descriptions are non-existent:
    "You did a few laps in the park.
    Nothing strange happened. "

    That's literally the description of one of the few screens that allow you to interact with them.

    So all in all, there's absolutely nothing to see here. But of course, the "game" already includes a cheats button (to skip the unbearable grind) that leads to a Patreon page.
  4. 5.00 star(s)

    godofporngames

    Although it seems very inadequate in terms of content and gameplay time, we should not forget that this is an early access version and they just wanted us to see what they were doing. The current content looks thoughtful and beautiful, I hope the overall quality of the game will be at this level as well. The interface is great, perhaps the best I've seen. I support them in what they do and look forward to updates!
  5. 2.00 star(s)

    rtkamb

    Review is for v0.1.1
    A whole lot of nothing. I know it's an early version, but right now, I don't really think there is anything to do in the game. There's a cafe, that has one scene, a laptop to buy that you can "watch porn", and ... that's it. I don't know if due to it being such an early version it's just extremely grindy and I didn't make it to any of the content but this feels really, really empty right now.
    The interface is really good though, a couple QOL updates and it'll be pretty amazing. Just needs a significant amount of more content before I'd even consider this a game.
    Update for v0.5
    Significantly better, but still feels really empty. The world feels more fleshed out, but it's still really grindy and there isn't enough filler to do in between events.
  6. 5.00 star(s)

    alfr3d

    Great looking html game. Not much content yet, but i love the stuff thats there. The ui, which is usually the thing that skipped out on in html games, is some of the best ive seen in a long time. Cant wait to see more added to this game in the future!