Review of v0.01 - Well let me tell you, after reading the compelling description of this game, how could anyone NOT want to play it? I know, RIGHT? The first thing you see on the MC’s PC is
"game developed by HAPPY ICE CREAM. Have a nice fun =)"
So first off, this isnt a case of Engrish. It definitely is an ESL issue but it sounds like it was run through a translation app.
I once had a friend who immigrated from Asia who would often say “That’s what SHE said” (as a punch line), but he would say it at the most inappropriate times that he was oblivious and it was always hilarious. This game is kinda like that. Yes, it’s that bad. And it gets funnier.
Not to be so binary but the owner of the Pizza place is either very progressive with his pronouns or more likely the translation cant keep track of who the character is referring to.
I really like the style of the illustration, but even then they eliminated the girlfriend’s neck and stuck her arms out in front of her like she was a guest star on the Walking Dead.
SPOILER ALERT
The plot, if you can figure it out, is something like your girlfriend offers you a million dollars to fuck the Mayor (assuming it’s a woman) and get a picture of it. She tells you to boink 20 women in town first (for training purposes), and she will be your coach. You go home to think about it, she flashes a tit in your dream, and you return the next day to tell he “OK”.
Yup...that’s it! And it’s almost sad that they ask you “If you like this game, please support us on Patreon” at the end. It’s like going to the Rocky Horror Picture Show and expecting Oscar winning cinema.
Content? Not there. Took me longer to write this review than to play the entire game. I was REALLY REALLY REALLY bored.
Make what you want of it, at least it’s a small DL
"game developed by HAPPY ICE CREAM. Have a nice fun =)"
So first off, this isnt a case of Engrish. It definitely is an ESL issue but it sounds like it was run through a translation app.
I once had a friend who immigrated from Asia who would often say “That’s what SHE said” (as a punch line), but he would say it at the most inappropriate times that he was oblivious and it was always hilarious. This game is kinda like that. Yes, it’s that bad. And it gets funnier.
Not to be so binary but the owner of the Pizza place is either very progressive with his pronouns or more likely the translation cant keep track of who the character is referring to.
I really like the style of the illustration, but even then they eliminated the girlfriend’s neck and stuck her arms out in front of her like she was a guest star on the Walking Dead.
SPOILER ALERT
The plot, if you can figure it out, is something like your girlfriend offers you a million dollars to fuck the Mayor (assuming it’s a woman) and get a picture of it. She tells you to boink 20 women in town first (for training purposes), and she will be your coach. You go home to think about it, she flashes a tit in your dream, and you return the next day to tell he “OK”.
Yup...that’s it! And it’s almost sad that they ask you “If you like this game, please support us on Patreon” at the end. It’s like going to the Rocky Horror Picture Show and expecting Oscar winning cinema.
Content? Not there. Took me longer to write this review than to play the entire game. I was REALLY REALLY REALLY bored.
Make what you want of it, at least it’s a small DL