Unity - Completed - Pixel Pantyken [Final] [uchu]

its rock paper scissors... thats it.
like i literally dont know what else to say to this game as i refused to play more than 30 seconds of this pure rng based kidsgame (rock papers scissors i mean)
no, just no and its such a waste because the artstyle is cute and appealing.

Somehow even more barebones than I was expecting. It really is just rock, paper, scissors with a single sprite model.

There's no element of strategy with your choice, so the gameplay boils down to spamming your preferred button until you win or lose. Fortunately, the ruleset heavily favors the player as long as you take the health upgrades. I just mashed the panty button since it is in the same spot as the health upgrade and was done with the game in under 5 minutes.

It feels stupid to give this short of a game a bad review, because you really don't lose much by playing. It's just annoying that such a tiny amount of effort could have made this a lot better. The game could sorely use some setting context, actual dialogue, or palette swaps to create different characters. In its current form I would qualify this as un-fappable, but feel free to prove me wrong.