SaSteiner
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You can't since the dev doesn't want you too.
He just has them ingame already to tease you, like many other clothing options
He just has them ingame already to tease you, like many other clothing options
SaSteiner
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Again his "spaghetti" code causes a delay.
Still his supporters will lick his boots.
Still his supporters will lick his boots.
Told you... It's his exact pattern, and he's utterly shameless, that he doesn't even care to hide it. Now watch him stretch this “delay” due to <technical jargon to fool his ignorant supporters> until the end of December, even though there won't be any additional content to compensate for it. Notice how he always assures you that if he does this engine work now, it won't bother him later down the line, except it always does.
It's only about to get much, much worse. The upcoming update, after this one, is planned for the restaurant rework. If a simple content update can take him three months, forget about remaking the entire restaurant game and mechanic from scratch. 2026 will be a terrible year for Pizza Hot in terms of content, but at least there are far more competent devs out there to compensate, and better games like Life as an Innocent Waitress, for instance.
It's not worth posting the meaningless developer logs here, but after the beta testing for v0.16 was supposed to start this week, the developer went off on a tangent once again—He wasted this entire week creating yet another “feature” and some technical nonsense to stroke his own ego.
This is exactly how he manages to stretch out an entire month: In the first week, he posts about how he's working hard. In the second and third weeks, he goes silent and barely posts anything. The last week of the month, he posts a hopeful update that he's close to completion, creating anticipation that things are going smoothly and the update should be forthcoming soon. This creates an endless cycle in which his supporters are under the impression that the update is coming soon, but they remain unaware that an entire month has passed, and they haven't received anything but excuses.
This pattern has repeated every single month for the past five years: There's something that breaks in his spaghetti engine, he goes off on a million diversions, doing anything but creating actual content. Then it requires him to test all those changes, wasting even more time, as it always breaks the game in a hundred different ways. It's all voluntary and intentional, and can be avoided entirely, but his main goal isn't to create content, but to make Pizza Hot a technical masterpiece... forgetting that this is just a porn game.
He's managed to stretch a quick and short update for three months, and now he'll stretch it even further till the end of December, and his paypiggies will be happy to be humiliated and keep funding the “development.”
SaSteiner
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They didn't the last 3 years, why should they now?
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Threesomes, huh?
Doesn't the entire city have like six people in it, not counting RNG customers?
Am i counting it correctly? He has a system that makes development faster, another system that makes animations easier to implement, and now he is planning to make a system that will sync the animations? This man has higher goals than to just develop a game: he wants to make the unreal engine 7.
But seriously, he is dropping hints about threesomes and gang-bangs when there is no proper sex in the game yet? I guess we will find out if this new system is any good when the first threesome release hits. Until then nobody can say if it's not good...
But seriously, he is dropping hints about threesomes and gang-bangs when there is no proper sex in the game yet? I guess we will find out if this new system is any good when the first threesome release hits. Until then nobody can say if it's not good...
chit chat, bla bla
See you in 2040 or so xD
I'm no dev, but this sounds to me like:
"Well, there was a dingle in that dongle, that made my pringle go throngle.
I now added some sugar water, then made a raindance and now wish my hamster would learn how to turn on the TV.
Once the flingle can be put into the jangle, then I can easily make the carpet disappear.
It's not important right now, but once humanity has the warp engine fixed, Scotty will have less issues talking to LaForge about how to completed the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs."
Meeeh...
I can tell shit by the smell.
No need to take a taste with my tounge.
What a lo-fucker
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ScarleyStars
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Dude begged so much for 5 stars review and still ended up below 4 stars..
Not many people update their reviews retroactively, otherwise this game would be sitting at less than 3 stars. The high ratings of this game were thanks to the early supporters, and the days when Abelius was still active here. He was still endlessly selling potential, which the game clearly did, in the beginning at least... And that led to a flood of 5 star reviews that haven't been updated in years, and may give an inaccurate view of the current decrepit state of Pizza Hot.
Dumb idiots be like:
Well, today the game is utter garbage!
It's shit and crap and boring!
But I stlil gonna give it five stars!
BECAUSE:
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