Version Reviewed: v0..007 (lol, ambitious version numbering system)
Overview: Hello, I love you, creampie me.
Story: You are a generic dude who came into an extremely large amount of cash and hired an incredibly ambitious secretary who built the ultimate harem island. She scoured the globe for the sluttiest, biggest chested, young girls to populate it, built infrastructure, displaced natives(!!), and really went all out. You are flown out to the island and told to fuck.
It's a pretty fucked up concept. You just know every girl on the island had to sign a contract saying that you are allowed to raw dog them whenever and they're being monitored constantly by the head maid. The protagonist is very much into consent however, so it doesn't turn into the rapefest you might expect from that description. That said, it feels like every girl knows that putting out is mandatory, but they're not allowed to let you know that. The MC however is blissfully unaware of anything like this, having the mental age of about horny 13 year old. His deepest thought is "I see boobies, my penis hard."
So your goal is to fuck every single girl on the island. For the most part this is not hard, after being introduced in huge bunches early in the game you just need to track down their second interaction spot and typically you will be balls deep in the girl within 20-50 lines of dialog. Introductions often go something like MC: "Hello", Girl: "Oh hi, my wet pussy has been craving your penis, remove your pants now" MC: "Ok" And handful of characters require some "romancing" by repeating your interactions a few times, but they are pretty rare. Pretty much everyone is a huge slut. One of the plot elements is that the clothing vendor on the island only sells outfits that are hilariously revealing, often transparent or just too small to cover nipples and labia, although a few of the girls did manage to bring on some real clothes.
Gameplay is a sandbox with a full 24 individual hour segments in each day and over 80 locations to check. Many of the girls can only be progressed by being in the right place on a specific hour or 2-3 hour window. It would be nigh impossible to play without a walkthrough, but luckily the in-game help is quite good. Only occasionally forgetting to mention that some events can only trigger on a week day. Protip: pay attention to the green dot at the top of the screen, sometimes events require you to hit that green dot. There are some events that overlap as well, forcing you to decline sex with the first girl to trigger the second. I only ran into that a couple of times however.
The sheer number of girls mean you won't remember much about any of them. Most only have 2 or 3 interactions total, and there's little time to develop any kind of personality or connection. By far the most common personality trait is slutty, followed by horny.
Graphics: Honey Select, and the boob slider spent a lot of time pushed far to the right. Some of the backgrounds are nice renders from somewhere else, others are some of those Honey Select PS2 looking textures. The MC's dick looks real bad, which is a shame because you will be seeing it a lot. There are some short animations sprinkled throughout the game, but IMHO they don't add that much.
Sex Scenes: Whole lots of vanilla penis in vagina sex in this game. Sometimes the MC will kiss the girl too, but that's about it. Not so great if you're into feet, boobplay (and for a game with gigantic knockers this is a travesty!), BDSM, anal... hell even blowjobs and handjobs are rare in this game. it feels like a real missed opportunity to have so many different girls but then have sex with them in basically the same way each time. You might expect a game with so many characters to have fetishes spread across the characters, but the girls are so shallow that they can't even do that. They're rushing so fast for the creampie that the miss everything else.
Conclusion: If I sounded down on the game why am I giving it 5 stars? Because it's exactly what it set out to be, a masturbation aid with enough content for several sessions. There is some interlocking between the girls events, but usually only for multi-girl events. You are free to pursue whichever girl you like at any time, which is refreshing for a sandbox. Mostly the game is 5 stars because the built-in help is easy to use and complete and the game didn't waste my time with pointless grind. Being as wide as an ocean but shallow as a puddle doesn't matter so much when you're just using it to fap.
