Porn game development for dummies: WASD + Shooter + Jerking Off + Lube = Sticky Keys

[hakarlman]

So, are you a porn game developer making the latest 2022 porn RPG or shooter in Unreal Engine? Cool, cool, but maybe shooters that require WASD + Mouse aren't the best combat system for a porn game, I mean dudes are gonna be jackin off, you know? Just sayin.

WASD + Shooter + Jerking Off + Lube = Sticky Keys

How about turn based combat, so we can play with one hand while the camera focuses on that ass?


Show my keyboard some mercy, PLEASE.

 

[ThatOneOtherIdiot]

I always thought that shift + shift + shift + shift + shift = sticky keys... My life has been a lie.

 

[Jaike]

Not every game has to cater to your sexual preferences, also not to your masturbating habits. Not all of us masturbate to these games. If you insist on cumming when you play a game like that, you can just as well stick an egg vibe up your anus or buy a penis pump.

 

[coffeeaddicted]

Not every game has to cater to your sexual preferences, also not to your masturbating habits. Not all of us masturbate to these games. If you insist on cumming when you play a game like that, you can just as well stick an egg vibe up your anus or buy a penis pump.

No one has to cum by playing these games at all. Very true.
Though the reason people are playing these games, is to get aroused which can lead to climax. For their stories alone, most games aren't worth playing.
There are games for practically everyone. Whatever the taste is. I like to blue ball. Please, never end that feeling.

 

[Meaning Less]

1. Buy a mouse with multiple buttons on the side so you can map "wasd" keys
2. ????
3. Profit

 

[hakarlman]

Why would you play a porn game for a combat system, when TripleA non-porn games have combat systems that are 100 times better?

 

[F4C430]

How about turn based combat, so we can play with one hand while the camera focuses on that ass?

I think either you're playing the wrong genre or you need to use the gallery.

Why would you play a porn game for a combat system, when TripleA non-porn games have combat systems that are 100 times better?

I want my cake and eat it too.